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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

More importantly, how will House Frogger make it across the street with all those big trucks constantly whizzing by?

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ubisoft was Abstergo Industries the whole time.

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most of them didn’t have far to go to make themselves fugly.

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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

There was also Peggy, who was a nurse. The lady pharmacist, Ellie, was my favorite.

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MegoThor 8 points ago +8 / -0

If they were fuckable they wouldn’t be doing this nonsense.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Out of all of Andy’s girlfriends, Helen Crump was the worst!

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MegoThor 5 points ago +5 / -0

No one else could have performed the nuances required for Dr. Lazarus.

“By Grabthar’s Hammer, what a savings.”

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they threw enough money at him, he’d be “Bond. Jamequez Bond.”

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

There’s probably not a lot of oxygen in the cuck closet.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

My apologies. I thought I was being disrespectful enough by not calling the Pope.

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