White guy, member of Students for a Democratic Society, mom was a cop.
Jumpkick Man was saved because his pants fell down. The pedophile got shot in the junk. The wifebeater got shot in the heart. The armed robber got permanently disarmed.
Kyle's guardian angel is based and has a wicked sense of humor.
According to the original officer call in, it was reported that the dindu had wrecked his car.
You can't. Jayquan can. "Dat ain't me, cracka. I ain't do dat. I ain't steal no money from dat ATM wit no fake check."
The heavy flamer, brother?
Well, to be fair, they did win the dindu lottery.
The USA shot itself a long time ago.
During WWII, as a matter of fact. We had agreements with the Continental powers (Bretton Woods) for how the post WWII economy would work (spoiler alert, kinda like NAFTA 50 years early). No one in Europe honored their end of that agreement.
After WWII, we set up the Marshall Plan. We threw money at Europe (except England, because fuck them, amirite?) like drunken sailors in a whorehouse. A lot of this money kept people from starving (by making their agriculture as effective as American ag was) or from turning Communist (by propping up their industry and keeping people at work instead of rioting).
Then there was NATO. U.S. protects the western European powers, on the condition that every member contributes at least 2% of their GDP to their defense budget. Guess what? They didn't.
So, for 80 years, the U.S. has been fixing everyone's economy, either for free, or for very low cost, and in return... we've been told to spend more for NATO, SEATO, and just suck it up about the Chicken Tax, Yankee.
Muthafuggin raysis cracka, kangz made errthang fore crackas done stole it from dem. Shiiiiiet.
We didn't remember the lesson of the Visigoths and Rome...
Western Europe didn't. Eastern Europe and the remnants of the Eastern Roman Empire did. That knowledge just needs to be transmitted.
Nah, the 310 isn't a rookie friendly bird, but it's not the OG Split-Tailed Doctor Killer (V tail Bonanza) or the New Hotness Swiss Money Terminator (Pilatus PC-12).
Das rite. Lookat all dis papuh! holds up fan of ones and fives
Das rite cracka, we kangz make dat papuh waxin crackas. Dolluh bills, ya'll!
As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
Das rite fam, dese raysis crackas be treatin us wit disrespeck!
Hey, cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
Dindus will rob anything and everything.
Well, best of luck finding his father, grandfather, or any children he's spawned so far.
Why do you think mudsharking is suck a thing? Modern women would be gaga over dindus even if leftist pornographers didn't push the retarded "well ackshullee dey gawts bigger dicks too".
Well, unfortunately for us, about 400 years ago, noodle-armed Englishmen wanted to grow fucking cotton and rice without sweating their wigs off in the summer heat. And we don't have the benefit of a Bob Barker pushing for spaying and neutering to reduce the local dindu population, either.
Here's another throwback... Nancy Pelosi talking about the balance of trade with China. 1996 Nancy was MAGA?!?!?
the format would likely be consistent
No, not really. That's why I thought it was suspicious.
Honestly, it looks like someone took an email into a new browser window on Uutlook365. I actually found it suspicious that every recipient had the firstname.lastname@usda.gov format for their address, but apparently USDA has gone through and reformatted their email addresses in the last few years.
All those loonies who claim Jesus wouldn't hurt anyone? He sure would!
Yeah, the modern Judeo-Hippie Jesus needs to go. Look at John seeing the risen Christ (Revelation 1 12-18). This isn't a granola-eating, Prius-driving go-along-get-along type. This is sacrificial third of the Triune Godhead. "Behold, I am alive evermore... and have the keys of Hell and of death."
I also doubt that a single lefty could tell you the history of tariffs and balance of trade from 1940 onwards without a trip to Wikipedia. Bretton Woods, the Marshall Plan and trying to "rebuild" Europe for 40 years broke the back of the U.S.
Newest version of the website. In the time that it took me to dump the website into the archiving tool, it was edited at least twice, and the Wayback Machine has archived 4 different versions of the website in less than 5 hours.