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Maskurbator 16 points ago +16 / -0

Or imagine a movie like Olympus has Fallen with Gerard Butler being a super super secret service agent. And then remember that the SS is actually a bunch of retards that in broad fucking daylight, let a dude carry a ladder, set ladder up to a roof, climb up, post up on the roof with an AR-15, point it at former/campaigning President, and take a shot before they capped him.

If the COVID era taught me anything it's that most people are retarded, and that includes those same people when acting in their "professional" capacity. Teachers, nurses, doctors, scientists, cops, etc. Assassins probably are not some exception to this rule.

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Maskurbator 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think it didn't jam. The gun was either modded or designed to be single shot like a bolt action rifle. These are exceptionally rare (because they are bad for self defense) BUT they are much more quiet than a self-load semi auto because the chamber remains shut during the firing, so all the sound goes through the muzzle. And, it has the added bonus of not ejecting the spent casings automatically which may have finger prints on them.

The casings that the shooter did leave probably were deliberately cleaned or never even held by hand and specifically brought to the scene to be left there.

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Maskurbator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Down voted for no reason. Not by me. You're right here. It was just the default normal thing before it was given a title.

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Maskurbator 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's awesome! hahaha Forcing the left to define the terms they misuse is a good tactic I hadn't considered much.

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Maskurbator 19 points ago +19 / -0

(((Steinbaum))) encouraging people to lie to their family while pushing communism? NO WAY!?

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Maskurbator 9 points ago +9 / -0

We're supposed to believe a bunch of people on hang gliders managed to casually get into the most militarized and paranoid nation to ever exist. I wouldn't be surprised if they allowed it to happen or even orchestrated it to broadcast dead bodies on international news "see! Look! Dead Jews for the bazillionth time! We're victims! Now we have no choice but to bomb the shit out of Palestinians!"

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Maskurbator 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wouldn't put it past Israel to false flag an attack on Christians, make it look like Iran did it, and try to lure the US into a war with Iran. They've done plenty of FF before.

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Maskurbator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sargon will correctly observe the symptoms of society's ills, without properly diagnosing the illness itself. He'll find a way tangentially sorta kinda describe the root problem but miss the mark every time. So often that it can't be by mistake. His sights are dialed in perfectly, and he's deliberately hitting the ring just outside of bullseye.

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Maskurbator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do programmers not notate the shit out of everything anymore so you don't have to guess and check?

I used to be big on HTML/CSS/JS and I would put notes like crazy in every file for my own sanity in case a year later I had to go back in and tweak something.

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Maskurbator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember game genie in the early 90s?

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Maskurbator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guy on right has 5/4 ammo. Gotta love it. One in chamber? Unusually realistic.

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Maskurbator 34 points ago +34 / -0

Not only that, we should embargo any European nation whose freedom of speech laws are more strict than ours. We wont buy you shit. We wont sell you shit. We wont help you in an emergency. We wont come to your aid. Why the fuck are we the guarantor of NATO to protect muh freedom if 99% of the members condemn freedom? I say we impose our rules and customs on them. Otherwise fuck them and let Russia have its way with all of them.

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Maskurbator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Correct. Maybe they're views on banks were right but they also hated normie landlords who owned a single rental property or a bakery or something. They also had no clue wtf the fed was or how fiat worked.

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Maskurbator 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was definitely some kind of hole or ravine that was lower than the terrain of the surrounding area. Deliberately picked to spread fear porn.

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Maskurbator 6 points ago +6 / -0

Remember (unrelated) Anderson Cooper wearing fishing trousers and standing in a particularly deep pothole or something to make it look like floodwaters were waist deep, meanwhile the wide shot showed people fifty yards away standing up just fine in maybe ankle deep water.

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Maskurbator 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or even that it was a particularly good plan. People point to a hole in a plan as proof there wasn't a plan at all, as if every plan in human history has been airtight AND was carried out perfectly.

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Maskurbator 9 points ago +9 / -0

That was my thought. I never thought it didn't happen,just that it was orchestrated by TPTB to push for gun control. And it worked. Sandy Hook was to ammo prices what 9/11 was to gas prices. It immediately and eternally made prices skyrocket.

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Maskurbator 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey, if you think it's crazy that he outsources making hot cocoa, wait til you find out who fucks his wife.

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