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LegateLanius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deep Seek will now call itself Mecha Mao Zedong once they plug in the code.

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LegateLanius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Comic: A child being groomed by some random adult

Reddit: Wholesome 100, Epic Chungus moment

Reddit is fucking disgusting. Of course, this comic was made to normalize this crap.

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LegateLanius 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, are you admitting that your Jewish? Makes sense, Dragons also like to hoard gold in caves.

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LegateLanius 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's excellent news. I have no idea how he lasted this long without getting banned.

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LegateLanius 5 points ago +5 / -0

A WW2 Veteran (Allied Powers) walks in. "You tell that to the boys who never made it back from Europe, you broad. They didn't come back because of the worst people to walk the earth, The Nazzies and the Tojos."

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LegateLanius 3 points ago +3 / -0

And Zoomers have picked up the torch. Except they believe that they're the ones who made it first. (Although I've realized the last part isn't true anymore, since there's a whole generation of kids who have been on iPads since before they could walk.)

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LegateLanius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ja. Und Beethoven und Mozart. Keeps out the Ruffians, you know?

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LegateLanius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Skip the serving your country part, and go right to dieing for Israel. Looks like they're cutting out the middle man.

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LegateLanius 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was kinda thinking it was to make society more appealing to some Lovecraftian Diety who loves simple designs and hates color, but that makes a lot more sense. In 20 years, All the new McDonald's will be made of poured concrete.

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LegateLanius 2 points ago +2 / -0

I laughed so hard at the Lord of War movie when the guy lands his plane in Africa, and they all disassemble it in an afternoon. What would they even need plane parts for? But scrap metal makes more sense.

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LegateLanius 21 points ago +21 / -0

Personally, I still find the country part too offensive. I hope the next CEO renovates the restaurants to make them minimalist like the new McDonalds.

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LegateLanius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does Saar the Poojeet live in Tennessee? I never saw that low down, good for nothing scum bag as a southerner myself. But he's obviously an Indian immigrant.

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LegateLanius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reminds me of Fallout 3's Mothership Zeta. Freeze a bunch of people, put them on a space ship and... Oh wait, they're Yautja. That would be like us humans freezing a deer, and thawing it out to hunt later for us humans.

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LegateLanius 10 points ago +10 / -0

Grok, I work at a pencil factory and was falsely accused of a crime. Can you help me out?

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LegateLanius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow, 20 years of Marvel movies (and I mean actually good ones), and women still don't like us nerds? That's a shock.

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LegateLanius 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's actually because each camp used their own numbers. Near the end when they started moving them, it became confusing when they said "Number 23831, Please stepen ze forward", and 3 of them did

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LegateLanius 8 points ago +8 / -0

The evil bad Nazis actually invented that weird dildo machine. She had been tortured for hours with it daily, but never gave up Anne Franks location. She's basically a true war hero, in addition to a Holocaust survivor.

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