Cracker Barrel to become unrecognizable after female leadership tanked sales
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Personally, I still find the country part too offensive. I hope the next CEO renovates the restaurants to make them minimalist like the new McDonalds.
Don't forget to bolt everything to the floor, in case you attract some new clientele
The name Cracker Barrel helps keep them out.
So we should open up Nazi Barrel is what you're telling me?
That only keeps out Jews.
They'd just play classical music after 5pm.
Wagner?
Ja. Und Beethoven und Mozart. Keeps out the Ruffians, you know?
I'm starting to think that Minimalism is Neo-Brutalism. Which is to say: Communist Supported Aesthetic Terrorism.
It’s a shame, I used to appreciate minimalism but now it just seems like an excuse to make shit that will read on a phone screen.
That's precisely the point of minimalism: homogenization.
I was kinda thinking it was to make society more appealing to some Lovecraftian Diety who loves simple designs and hates color, but that makes a lot more sense. In 20 years, All the new McDonald's will be made of poured concrete.
Fuck, it's gonna be a generic grey block burger joint.