"Yeah, but why didn't the cop just shoot the knife/legs?" - actual retard
It's a sheboon in a post-Floyd America. Cop had to take a few hits or risk losing his qualified immunity, or worse, his pension.
Take a page from Hollywood and make it net profit. Then keep stacking "expenses" so they'll never see a red cent.
It's rent-seeking as an industry.
Like a queen dowager stepmother who loves her stepson just as much as her own biological son.
*laughs in Boeing*
Genghis raped China so hard that the current descendants don't even hold a grudge against the Mongols since they're all Mongolian by blood. There's a lesson in there somewhere.
Guten Morgen, Kaiser!
Right, I remember there was some controversy over a 23andMe employee spiking white people's results with African heritage to own the racists or something.
1/1024, or 0.09765625%. Not even a whole percentage point. It's a rounding error.
Doctors agree: Smoking is good for your health.
"How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?"
There's the income tax angle, which plain roommates don't get. Married couples pay less than singles, but it doesn't matter when she doesn't want to be your glorified roommate anymore and takes half your shit.
Penny wise, pound foolish.
You don't even need an exam. Just ask them the breakfast question.
Unless you paid cash for your house, you'll need insurance, regardless of the loan type. Banks aren't going to take a loss on a destroyed home.
Unemployment numbers suddenly revised upwards and GDP negative.
r/ThatHappened.
Like BandageBandolier said, a fresh-off-the-boat African immigrant would be more familiar with a necklacing than a noose.
It's women in general, not just cancelpigs. It's why you don't fall for that classic shit test and share your feelings with a woman.
Don't cults start because of the leaders giving the members a hand at their lowest point in life? Yeah, this won't end well.
He's still thinking about Breakers.
I have a curated Twitter account dedicated to Korean cartoons, which sometimes has dank memes. Every once in a while, I like to dive into the open sewer that is the For You tab in the hopes of finding new art.
When you think about it, fentanyl is human pesticide.
The Civil Rights Movement protested the moon missions because it was money that could be going toward gibs for them.
Muh cherry-picking.
Abortion is the last off-ramp in a highway full of off-ramps before women are forced to take responsibility of a child, and only because throwing the baby in a dumpster or in a river is a faux pas in current year.
As women are biologically incapable of accepting responsibility, it's no wonder they worship abortion like a golden calf.