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FutaCumDiet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bro, I could barely squirt out a fucking 2 page book report when I was in high school.

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FutaCumDiet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Alright, let's the jokes out of the way. We good? Cool.

From what I've heard, Mr Brain's faggots are pretty much what you expect from processed meatballs. That said, Americans tend to turn up their nose at organ meats (which is what faggots are made from) despite such items being high in nutrients. Seriously, for all the talk about how "vegetables are health food", a few ounces of liver will give you more in the way of minerals and vitamins than pounds of any vegetable.

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FutaCumDiet 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're made of offal.

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FutaCumDiet 3 points ago +3 / -0

I find it disgusting how so many parents have a complete disregard for their child's privacy. They never even consider the possibility that their kid might not want every single moment of their life posted to the internet for the entire world to see.

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FutaCumDiet 2 points ago +2 / -0

The entire Israel-Palestine conflict is basically two countries that hate everyone else.

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FutaCumDiet 3 points ago +5 / -2

banned on... municipal property

Totally fair. Even as someone who is gay, the whole fucking thing is just tacky. No, I don't want to see some garish flag flapping around in the wind like it's the locker room of the YMCA. Government property should be neutral ground and not a place for ideological endorsement; the only flag that should be flown in the Canadian flag.

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FutaCumDiet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Politics is all about appealing to normies.

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FutaCumDiet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yo, is that Naruto from Fortnite?

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FutaCumDiet 5 points ago +5 / -0

For all the talk of "union busting", they never mention how Amazon has been lobbying for a $15 minimum wage on the federal level.

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FutaCumDiet 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh, that realize it. They're just dishonest.

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FutaCumDiet 10 points ago +10 / -0

Unions are great if you want a business to stop existing. Why the fuck should I pay someone to tell me what my labor is worth? It's my labor; I should be free to charge as much or as little as I want.

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FutaCumDiet 16 points ago +16 / -0

Kids don't care about shit like "muh pronouns". They care about dinosaurs, dolls, and dinosaurs eating dolls.

Someone pumped that idpol shit into his head. They need to find out who and beat their ass.

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FutaCumDiet 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Why do these white people not have black children!?"

We're reaching brain rot levels thought imaginable.

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FutaCumDiet 9 points ago +9 / -0

The idea that consuming sugar-coated processed grains is the most healthy way to start your day is one of the most successful psyops in history.

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FutaCumDiet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apparently the author never played League of Legends since, according to chat, everyone who plays is a faggot or nigger. Very progressive audience!

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FutaCumDiet 33 points ago +34 / -1

Yeah, pretty much anyone with two brain cells would know that Russia has no reason to bomb Nordstream when they could have just, you know... turned it off.

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FutaCumDiet 13 points ago +13 / -0

Search engines have been redundant for the better part of a decade. Everything is either fucking reddit, SEO blogspam, or shit that's happened within the past week. But than again, the internet is pretty much 5 websites.

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