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posted ago by MassivePecorino ago by MassivePecorino +52 / -0

The UN-installed Prime Minister of Haiti cannot get back into his country, because he went to Kenya to try and ram through UN inspired police legislation there (that had already been voted down and ruled unconstitutional), and his own government locked down the airspace and won't let him back in. His major opponent is one Jimmy "Barbeque" Cherizier, former cop, current gang leader, and (per the UN) supposed lover of massacres and necklacings (hence the nickname). On first glance, this seems to be straightforward... UN stooge versus man of the people. But it seems that some of his sub-gangs have... developed a taste for the long pig.