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FutaCumDiet 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, go back enough and you'll find it used to be called a venereal disease.

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FutaCumDiet 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just look at all the stories of women divorcing their partners when they "finally meet the one". Woman are all about "dating upwards".

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FutaCumDiet 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw a study from like 2007

That's funny. 20 years ago, I saw a bear riding a unicycle while juggling chainsaw while it was beatboxing all of "The Real Slim Shady".

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FutaCumDiet 4 points ago +4 / -0

You need all the DLC, but pretty much the only proper DLC is Far Harbor and Nuka-World. Everything is basically glorified workshop content.

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FutaCumDiet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Already number two, just below STALKER Anomaly.

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FutaCumDiet 1 point ago +1 / -0

First off:

>joined 187 days ago

Sit the fuck down, fag. You're in my fucking dojo. Lemme know when your ass gets a "vacation" for being 16'd and then you can shoot your mouth off.

Second off:

Imagine being such a soyfag you think literal pieces of trash and balloons kids let go of are good Pokemon

As opposed to literal fucking sludge (that evolves into a bigger pile of sludge), a literal fucking boxer, and the countless amount of 'mons that are just "we added a horn to an animal and called it a day". Seriously, the only people who complain about Pokemon designs are man-children who want to masturbate to them.

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FutaCumDiet 16 points ago +16 / -0

If you know anything about GameFreak, you'll know that their use of resources sucks colossal ass. Hell, Gen 2 almost never happened because they ran out of cart space when the game was only half finished and it took the efforts of Iwata to compress it down to the point that Kanto went from a single town to the entire region. They did shit like have multiple copies of the same trainer sprite for each instance of said trainer instead of just having a single instance of the trainer sprite and using that for each instance.

Likewise, the 3D models are the same ones they've been using since the games first went past sprite art which would be fine if they actually put effort into attack animations. But, as stated with their use of trainer sprites, I wouldn't be shocked if GameFreak were so fucking stupid that they couldn't just do something like scale the rigs for snake-type Pokemon for animations. You know, the reason they supposed removed a shit ton of Pokemon and moves. Oh, wait, it was for balance. Balance. From the company that made fucking Calyrex-Shadow. And Zacian-Crowned.

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FutaCumDiet 2 points ago +2 / -0

The original pokemon you could imagine were real creatures

Yes. Like a pile of sludge, a firebreathing dragon, and the several Pokemon that "evolve" into "3 of them grouped together".

the new ones are just lanky mono-colored blobs.

Yeah, it's not like Gen 1 didn't have a Pokemon that was nothing but a mono-colored blob.

God, Genwunner are so fucking retarded.

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FutaCumDiet 21 points ago +21 / -0

All this bullshit to avoid the biggest point: Canada could easily meet it's power needs through nuclear power.

Imagine being a country that has some of the largest high-grade uranium deposits and not using it to provide your country with all the energy it needs. What a fucking failure of a country to have 100x the world average of usable uranium and not using it to sustain yourself. But what else can you expect from a cucked country.

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FutaCumDiet 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's really just a "sorry you were offended" type of response.

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FutaCumDiet 1 point ago +1 / -0

They were hoping that people were so used to current architecture being so dog shit that a massive, concrete monolith sticking out like a giant cock wouldn't seem out of place.

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FutaCumDiet 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have no issues with discussing things like media groups trying to push 1984-style historical rewriting and exposing the subversive nature that... ahem... some groups are trying to push.

I just hate moralfagging and talking about how "Jesus is just the greatest" because it's ultimately a circle jerk that says nothing interesting.

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FutaCumDiet 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is why I don't make comments on the internet for the first 2 hours after waking up.

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FutaCumDiet 5 points ago +5 / -0

No fucking way this is real. I need to know where the hell you grabbed this from.

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FutaCumDiet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Every gen of Pokemon had it's examples of "stupid looking" Pokemon. RBY had a seal called Seel.

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FutaCumDiet 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm sorry, but the fucking pie making in the background (while well done) is fucking distracting. Was this made for zoomers who need some kind of visual stimuli every 5 seconds to maintain attention?

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FutaCumDiet 1 point ago +1 / -0

The average citizen doesn't fucking matter. They don't pick the president.

Honestly, that would be for the better. Shit was a lot better when you were required to have some kind of actual investment in the country.

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FutaCumDiet 5 points ago +5 / -0

I fully expect them to be on their usual bullshit of double dipping by getting people to buy the console version than releasing a PC version.

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