Bioware's been shit with their characters' body proportions for some time now, as this chart comparing Ryder with Shepard demonstrates.
people who are done with Baldur's Gate 3 and want more of (what they think will be) the same.
Suggest that these people try the original Baldur's Gate games or Dragon Age: Origins instead, and they'll say "Ew, no way, those games are too old!"
At least they're hooking up together, rather than forcing someone else to suck the girldick.
Only a matter of time before at least one snaps and murder-suicides the other though.
That's because they're too damn weak to cause any problems for anyone else. They're small, they're scrawny, they refuse to eat plant matter which severely limits any civilizational development, and makes them more inclined to dine on their neighbors once fresh game can't be found.
To be fair, the Dunmer are as much an enemy of the gold rods as all the races of Men. The Argonian invasion of Morrowind was in large part another scheme hatched by the Aldmeri Dominion to further splinter the Empire.
Not to mention I don't buy the idea that the Dunmer regularly conducted raids on Black Marsh to capture slaves. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to move an army through disease-ridden, bug-infested swampland inhabited by lizard people that know the terrain better, have better immunities, AND can breathe under the water without magical assistance? No, Morrowind wasn't the only country practicing slavery on Tamriel. Those lizards were selling their own people willingly while playing victim to the rest of the continent.
Looks like Dragon Age to me. The series always had this faggy and written-for-activists-and-cat-ladies feel since the second game. It's spent more time in that state than as a dark fantasy spiritual successor to Baldur's Gate the first one tried to be.
"And by 'friends,' I mean I'm going to forever dangle the possibility that I'll have a more serious relationship with you, or at least sleep with you, as long as you keep doing things for ME. I'm not actually going to ever treat you like a real friend; I'm not going to do fun stuff with you, do any favors for you, or help you out of a jam. I really don't give a shit about you and I never will, but hey, maybe one day, you'll make a good ATM for me."
They also want to encourage everyone, including those with good genes and/or a willingness to stay in good health, to look just as wretched as they are. When everyone's ugly, then no one is.
It certainly never looked like a woman.
Question: why do we need them? Why do we need to make film adaptations of stories that are perfectly fine enough on their own? Why do we need to treat everything that isn't a movie or a TV show as a lesser art form and as the first draft for the so-called masterwork that those two mediums are?
I had to come in at the worst time, when Kackles was attacking Trump over how he killed the border security bill and how people are always supposedly leaving his rallies early. He could have pointed out how said bill was loaded with more money-wasting pork, wasn't actually going to secure the border and was more about increasing the flow of illegal aliens into the country, AND how a bill shouldn't have ever been fucking necessary in the first place and that the Biden Administration spent all its time actively impeding all attempts to secure the border. Instead, he wasted all his time on the jab about his rallies and bragged about how big they were compared to hers. Really annoyed me how he fell into such an obvious trap on a subject that should have been a slam dunk for him, even with the moderators poised against him.
The debate just didn't improve from there. This should have been a massive humiliation for Kackles, but I don't think it's going to change any minds.
Yep. I wouldn't be surprised if he trooned out a while ago in the hope of fucking a lesbian like he always hoped he could. And killed himself not long afterward.
Andrew Dobson, aka Tom Preston, aka Catty N. The guy frequently attacked sexy characters in anime and video games, the people who made them, and the people who bought them. All the while being a complete degenerate himself who drew inflation porn featuring women often getting inflated against their will popped like balloons (functionally depicting rape and snuff porn). And as the last of his stupid aliases shows, pretended to be a teenage lesbian.
but, to borrow some lingo from my video game blogger days, I finished that level of the game. Time for new levels, new challenges."
I'm doing very well, fellow kid. Thanks for asking.
This is a guy who wants us to see the shades of grey in a multi-fronted conflict between a family of power-hungry usurpers, an island nation of pirates, an army of exiles, criminals and other undesirables, a wannabe warlord with dreams of conquest and her personal army of indoctrinated slave foot soldiers, a city-state of slavers, and...all sorts of other people and factions that do morally-reprehensible things. And yet he can't look at someone who thinks differently from him, but who hasn't done anything nearly as malignant, without putting the mark of his lefty religion's version of the Beast on their heads.
I think we're long overdue for another edition of Sid Meier's Pirates!
The previous attempt to reboot Thief failed. Try again, but don't suck this time.
I and everyone else has been chomping at the bit for a port of Bloodborne on PC. I'm not asking for much. Just a consistent frame rate that can go up to 60, bugfixes where needed, and maybe some upscaled textures. That's it, that's all I need. I also don't want any sequels, though a spiritual successor with a similar setting and game mechanics would be fine.
For that matter, give me a PC port of Demon's Souls as well. Of the original Demon's Souls, from PS3, that got this entire genre's ball rolling in the first place! Same deal as the Bloodborne port: improved frame rate, upscaled textures, and bugfixes. Considering rebalancing things as well, like making it feasible to get a Pure Bladestone so that Dexterity builds can be more viable and flexible.
Horizon is full of wokeshit. Reboot it and fix that immediately. Keep the robot dinosaurs (and other animals) that shoot beams when they roar, but change all the human characters. Make them hammy and larger than life, as you would expect anyone to fights giant robots with a bow and arrow and wins, not like the awkward mumbling college students who got shangai'd into someone's film project. Make the art direction anime-esque. Re-write and redesign Aloy so that she's hot and has a more engaging and charismatic personality and isn't an insufferable girlboss. Or get rid of her entirely and replace her with someone else, I don't give a fuck. Embrace the ridiculousness of this setting and make it pulpy as hell. Heck, you can get rid of the open world gameplay and make it more like Monster Hunter, where it's all about killing machines and looking cool doing it.
The Shadowrun Returns trilogy was great, but we could always use more Shadowrun RPGs.
Burnout has the distinction of being the only racing game I like because of all the destruction you can unleash and have to unleash in order to win. Bring it back in all its destructive glory.
Bring back the original 3D Grand Theft Auto trilogy! Not that "remastered" slop that looks worse!
It should have landed ass-first.
They used "born" for all the other lines, they might as well have just stuck with the pattern.
Just as long as you ignore the constant gunfire, suicide bomb explosions, and the obnoxious chanting over the loudspeakers.
Dumbasses couldn't even get the subtitles right.
Imagine that, a Biden administration bureau lying its ass off for political purposes, and now that Heels Up has been coronated, they shove a knife in the back of Biden as he is thrown off the balcony.
And it's clear neither he nor his family can do anything about it, and he knows it, at least within the moments of self-awareness he still has. He was reading his pre-written lines at the DNC like an obedient puppet and was the most lucid he had been in for the past five years at least (no doubt thanks to the drug cocktail they fed him, which was likely the most potent one yet), but he was pissed off. Scowling and shouting into the mic from beginning almost to the end, even when he was heaping praise on Cackles and bragging about his (nonexistent) accomplishments. The Democrats have him and his family by the balls (probably due to a certain laptop and diary, among other things) and if he so much as steps one inch out of line, they will unleash their full wrath upon the entire Biden crime family. And all Joe can do is growl and gnash his teeth in frustration before his senility kicks in.
Nope, that'll be the one thing they stick to canon; keep the butler as this creepy looking scary old white man who should have retired at least 30 years ago. Because that's what all white men can and should be in today's world: slaves who work themselves to death for women.
So's Bailey.
The same thing they always think. That anything that appeals to straight men is bad, so they'll do everything they can to remove anything they'd find sexy, up to and including replacing a young midriff-baring, cleavage-presenting starlet with an old woman who slammed into the wall ages ago.
Don't you know anything? Only straight white men commit rape. Accusing a noble pee-oh-see of such a heinous misogynistic act, especially one in the wonderful continent of Africa, is character assassination and white supremacy!