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Devidose 5 points ago +5 / -0

doom laser

It made a lovely sound, though.

Bwaaawm!

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Devidose 7 points ago +7 / -0

A prosthetic leg seems unlikely to be further back in time, although if it were that would at least still mean a fully intact chain of previous Avatars and not what is likely to be only Korra in this case 🙄

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Devidose 18 points ago +18 / -0

Of course, that all went out the window after the first season.

Literally at the moment Amon did, too.

"I can air bend? I can air bend!"

/does nothing but more punches like every other time she's used any other element because she has zero creativity

How anyone was to believe that moment was her at her most "spiritual" is retarded.

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Devidose 16 points ago +16 / -0

and will get shut down hard for it

That still happened repeatedly, however.

  • Lost her powers multiple times.

  • Almost ended the entire Avatar cycle multiple times

  • Trusted the bad guy over her friends and family multiple times only to be betrayed, again.

  • Only ever wins because of a really badly written Deus Ex Machina that has zero precedent or any prior foreshadowing.

Unironically the kind of person who never actually listens, never learns, constantly needs bailed out, and never really thanks those picking her out of the self made fire yet again.

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Devidose 34 points ago +34 / -0

seven settlements and everything outside of them is a wasteland

Lol, do they not realise how much worse this continues to make Korra?

This new girl is assumedly the next part of the Avatar cycle, since Earth follows Water and is then followed by Fire, so she is born into the world Korra leaves. Why are there only seven settlements now? Why is everything else a wasteland? What did Korra do, or not do, that led to this situation?

Korra was born into a world of unprecedented peace because Aang ended the Hundred Year War by defeating Firelord Oozai and brought everyone together forming Union City, which Korra later helped destroy of course.

Aang was born into a world on the brink of war because Roku, the previous Fire Avatar, failed to stop Sozin who knew the Avatar was the only person who could be a threat to him so preemptively struck first at the Air Nomads to remove that threat first.

They really can't help themselves making things even worse when trying to create a hook for an audience 🤣

How hard are they going to try and play the nostalgia card this time because unlike the last time there isn't going to be any chance of recurring characters unless suddenly everyone special ends up being the grandchild of characters from the Korra series, which still doesn't mean that much other than excluding any possibility of there being blood descendents of Korra after she was retconned to be bi. Or will they retcon that again and write off Asami so there are in fact descendents? 🤔

Also that prosthetic leg means a significantly diminished ability to feel vibrations through the ground as per Toph, Aang, Korra, and multiple other characters who learned that way from the Badger Moles, so yet again already setting up problems just for the sake of DEIversity... 🙄

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Devidose 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dabi was also a bit redone ala Avatar with Zuko and Azula, the former being the good pyrokinetic with the burn/scar caused by a parent [Todoroki] against the unhinged pyrokinetic sibling who uses blue flames. While MHA had a lot of references throughout several of them were far too recent like the Naruto and Avatar ones to feel like anything other than direct copies.

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Devidose 5 points ago +5 / -0

trying to juggle multiple threads

Putting it lightly. Some of the "big reveals came and went so fast they could probably get missed with a physical copy if two pages get stuck together.

"Hey kids look, Stain is back!

Aaand he's dead." 🙄

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Devidose 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ironically the worst thing to happen to the BNP was to win enough seats to get noticed and actually looked at by enough of the general public resulting in the party being abandoned and collapsing after.

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Devidose 23 points ago +23 / -0

Aspirin?

That thing children shouldn't be taking? 🤔

That thing adults take to try and OD and kill themselves? 🤔

That thing when taken as an OD is "reversed" with a stomach pump but likely still results in a permanently fucked liver that will lead to a drastically shortened and painful remaining life? 🤔

That thing which by modern drug testing standards wouldn't actually pass for widescale and public distribution due to the complications that can arise, but because it's been used for so long "it's too late now"? 🤔

That aspirin? 🤔

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Devidose 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't forget the best joiner and glazer you'll find for building an extension, Paddy O'Dors.

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Devidose 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alexa, play the 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' theme music.

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Devidose 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bees don't bother telling flies that honey is better than shit

Your analogy is retarded and wrong on multiple levels.

Some bees feed on nectar, they don't feed on honey; that's something they make as a storage medium for both later consumption and to feed the young in a nest. We cultivate honey by supplying bees with so much excess sugar, in quantities they would never find in the wild, they store it non stop under a pretense it will be used to feed the hive later.

Some flies are coprophagous and consume shit, many others are just like bees and feed on nectar providing pollination as bees do. Male moquitoes for example feed on nectar, the females feed on blood. As such the male mosquitoes serve as pollinators to whatever flowers they feed on.

tl;dr you have no idea what you are talking about and are trying to leverage emotional responses by evoking visceral responses to the concept of [eating] shit.

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Devidose 7 points ago +7 / -0

All I wanted to do was move stair muffins.

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Devidose 10 points ago +10 / -0

rather run into a bear

I wouldn't wish the experience nor hearing it on anyone, but if someone is stupid enough to say this they need to hear just what happens when this takes place.

Bears don't wait for you to be dead before they start eating you, and their jaws are powerful enough to tear through flesh and bone easily and quickly enough before shock kicks in and you pass out from that and/or blood loss.

There are recorded phonecalls of this happening to people because they are still conscious and capable of dialing their phone to get their last words to relatives.

It really, really is a horrible way to die, and also happens to serve as a counter to groups like PETA when they complain about animals being slaughtered, seeing as how the natural approach often involves absolute terror on the part of the prey.

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Devidose 6 points ago +6 / -0

Has he ever been asked his thoughts on the ending of Mass Effect 3? Because it is literally the same ending to Deus Ex from 2000, just swap Helios for The Catalyst.

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Devidose 6 points ago +6 / -0

Guessing if he had gone ahead with it he would have then been arrested for entrapment or something. Oh wait no that's what should have happened to the other guy.

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Devidose 5 points ago +5 / -0

communism

revolt or die

For most communists the playbook is "revolt then die" after they get lined up by the new boss, same as the old boss.

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Devidose 5 points ago +5 / -0

Didn't he literally fire an entire actual floor of Twitter and nothing changed, good or bad? That serves to show how bloated some companies are where there's so much bureaucracy and middle management going on a lot of it only exists so it can exist. Meanwhile as per the meme you describe somewhere squirreled away in some dark, dank [heh] corner is the actual workforce who do their best to get things done and make as little noise as possible after what happened to James Damore.

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Devidose 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine using the dragon dagger to summon your PA. I wouldn't even be mad if that was me. It would have to play all the notes though, not just the standard summon six.

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Devidose 11 points ago +11 / -0

World has been jumping up and down on Woke all year, it just went up a lot due to the USA elections.

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Devidose 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's been spamming a lot of other boards recently and looks to have settled on the mgtow board in the last day or two.

Unfortunately for them them his anti-fem sperging aligns just enough with the boards resident incel mentality of "woman = bad" so he's actually being upvoted quite a bit as nobody there seems to know who or what he is.

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