I've said it before, I ALMOST want this commie paradise they seem hell bent on dragging us into, the look on their faces as they get a lead injection is going to be fucking hilarious

Somewhere between Freddie Mercury and Elton John if I had to guess

It would appear that those states are not, as they should be, mutually exclusive in the intersectional mind

Installed by sympathisers and other foreign invaders; Cleese was right London is no longer British

It sank like it had been torpedoed

Edit: it was too much of not enough of the right kind of censorship iirc

Nah, says he ain't hungry and pinches all your chips

Damn it, such an obvious dad joke and I missed it!! I shall hang my head in shame

Racs of colour surely?!

Ah yes, the chess playing seagull approach, swoop in, knock the pieces over, make a racket, shit all over the board and strut off like it's a victory

I remember screeching about ice ages from my early childhood maybe 3 to 5 or so, then it was the ozone layer thing, which to be fair has been fixed afaik, then global warming and now the nebulous climate. It's just so tiresome

Can't sir, levers bent

You want to see publicly funded news, check out the BBC or CBC when the purse strings are held by government you aren't news, you're propaganda lest your money mysteriously vanish

Imps not here, how do I make this Rowling's fault, or given its Microsoft maybe Belinda gates paid someone?

Don't be retarded, obviously reminding the population they are ruled by degenerate perverts is far more important, Cymru ddim ar werth my arse

this is a "i'm not gay, YOU were sucking MY dick" moment

Ten years and half a billion dollars in funding, still in alpha, at one point I was interested perhaps but I lost interest about 7 years ago. At this stage I call vapourware

Just seems odd to me, I deal with midwives on a daily basis at work so the idea that not everywhere has them never occured to me. I'm aware of the exorbitant costs of health care state side mind, but I'm never sure about the rhetoric surrounding it

Wait, midwives aren't common over the pond? Me at maternity care here is midwife led unless there are significant risk factors: weight, age previous miscarriages etc

Yet, there's only so diversity before that becomes regular

Refund or better yet disband

I also use cat to refute flat earthers, I mean if the earth IS flat why aren't the fluffy little psychopaths big enough to knock humans off the edge?!

Whereupon said feline will consume your corpse

Just don't make it a drinking game, we'd not last an hour

nothing to see here comrade, take a hit to your social credit for noticing things and report for re-education, i mean a semi-permanent yet refreshing break in the country

ETA: huh, they really leaned into the "commiefornia" thing didn't they

Active volcano by means of wood chipper?