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FCC approves the (((Reflect Orbital))) Eärendil-1, an orbital mirror designed to redirect sunlight onto the earth after dark (archive.ph)
posted 1 day ago by theaustrianpainter 1 day ago by theaustrianpainter +24 / -0
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– The_Shadow_of_Intent 20 points 23 hours ago +20 / -0

This idea is similar to the Icarus satellite developed by the antagonist in the James Bond movie Die Another Day, which was supposed to deliver “light and warmth to the darkest parts of the world” and “grow crops the year round, bringing an end to hunger.”

Umm that's an interesting comparison because the satellite in the movie definitely didn't end up doing that.

What is it with these people naming their dystopian devices after Lord of the Rings references?

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– theaustrianpainter [S] 14 points 23 hours ago +14 / -0

All of Peter Thiel henchmen use LOTR names. I looked into the co founders, they are jews, of course, so its fair to assume they are in cohorts. Musk is also involved.

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– AntonioOfVenice 4 points 19 hours ago +4 / -0

Earendil is an old Germanic name used by Tolkien, but point taken, they probably don't know it from that.

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– Cyberguy64 13 points 23 hours ago +13 / -0

Evil cannot create it can only corrupt.

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– SturmMilfEnthusiast 16 points 21 hours ago +16 / -0

In what world does the FCC have any authority over sunlight? That seems pretty fucking obviously not their jurisdiction. I'm not sure it's anybody's.

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– SilverDiaper 10 points 20 hours ago +10 / -0

Sorry, goy. That sunlight you're getting? It now costs $299.99 per month. But if you sign up for the whole year it's only $99.99 month for the first 6 months. Not convinced? Sign up for a 30 day free trial. New and improved SUNLIGHT^TM from Zio-Tech. Get it now!

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– ernsithe 7 points 16 hours ago +7 / -0

It looks like about 8% of this short article is dedicated to answering your question.

Unfortunately, the FCC said that scientific and environmental concerns were outside its jurisdiction. The government regulator only deals with “interstate and international communications by radio, television, wire, satellite and cable in all 50 states, the District of Columbia and U.S. territories.” Instead, it appears that the project’s critics should reach out to the EPA and NASA, as these are the relevant agencies that deal with concerns regarding space and astronomy.

Their approval for this is the same approval as any satellite with radio communications.

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– TheMafia 4 points 17 hours ago +4 / -0

They don't.

It's a satellite.

You control it by radio. :|

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– tralbolh 15 points 21 hours ago +15 / -0

Woe and woe over a car causing global warming, but yeah, let's give the world eternal summer by destroying the night.

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– Hugs 14 points 23 hours ago +14 / -0

Sounds like the FCC just approved a series of life-changing unforeseen consequences.

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– cccpneveragain 13 points 21 hours ago +13 / -0

There's probably all sorts of cool uses for such a thing directed solar energy or something for good things.

The problem is, I have no trust for anyone with the resources to have such things. Instead of being used for that it will totally be used during the day to set wildfires in places they want to reclaim. But fear not, it's not the satellite, it's climate change, and it's all okay I've created Gandalf Inc. and it totally needs some tax dollars and we can fix climate change.

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– Antero 12 points 22 hours ago +12 / -0

Didn't they do this in RoboCop and fry a bunch of people in South America?

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– nuggetpatrol 11 points 23 hours ago +11 / -0

for construction sites, search-and-rescue lighting, and more

Uh huh, that and more, would it be the Archimedes lens?

It is isn't it?

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– TheKidsAreAltRight 10 points 23 hours ago +10 / -0

Coming soon with a subscription model, I'm sure.

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– forabetterhomepage 8 points 20 hours ago +8 / -0

I know nothing about the technicalities, but 50,000 satellites by 2035 seems insane. It looks like right now there are only around 15,000 in orbit, with Starlink accounting for over half the total. There has to be a finite total amount of things we can launch into orbit and someone to decide which projects are actually worth including.

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– The_Shadow_of_Intent 5 points 16 hours ago +5 / -0

Homemade anti-satellite rockets coming by 2031

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– tralbolh 8 points 21 hours ago +8 / -0

Earendil? Is Peter Thiel making this damn thing?

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– AntonioOfVenice 8 points 19 hours ago +8 / -0

Another thing no one asked for and no one needed.

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– KingLion7 8 points 22 hours ago +8 / -0

Didn't Me Burns do something like this in the Simpsons?

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– tralbolh 8 points 21 hours ago +8 / -0

He also blocked out the Sun.

Hello lamppost, what'cha knowin', come to see your power flowin'.

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– llirrem 8 points 18 hours ago +8 / -0

So the global warming scam is done, yes? Also, no one has the authority to rid us of night, it serves a vital function.

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– OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 3 points 23 hours ago +3 / -0

Could be good for killing vampires too.

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– AlfredicEnglishRules 1 point 12 hours ago +1 / -0

What's with Tolkien names for everything!?

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