This movie looks sick
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I think the only issue with this film is that Uwe Boll made it.
He's not that talented a director. I can see the angle but he just isn't the best. With what we have here, it would be better if we had the same director behind Law Abiding Citizen directing it only where Gerard Butler's character wins in the end.
Yep. It's an Uwe Boll movie and anyone who's ever watched any of his films knows what it means.
I watched it. It's a bad movie. Really bad. Bad direction, dumb dialogues, bad acting, shitty pacing, dumb story arc, lots of completely unnecessary scenes (like that idiotic sex scene with the hooker) and extremely unrealistic action scenes. Just overall a terrible script acted out by mostly bad and mediocre actors and directed by a truly terrible director. The message doesn't change that.
Watch the selected clips on Twitter and you've literally watched the only good scenes in the movie.
The sex scene was really dumb, he picked the shortest, ugliest spic-goblina looking prostitute for basically no reason
I think if anything this was a scene for foids watching this movie, you know powerful serial killer picks the ugliest, flattest whore in the brothel--self insert or something
Another thing, the protagonist had a strange tattoo that looks like Aleph (first character of the hebrew language)
It definitely made me raise an eyebrow
That's cause he's half-Jewish. Apparently, his bio is a good read...
That's like saying you're half-pregnant. But it certainly explains how Uwe Boll kept scamming the German government making shitty video game movies.
Especially the cannibalism fetish parts.
That's explains the degenerate sex scene and the anti-islam Angle
I liked the first 2 Rampage movie and the 3rd just seemed like he didn't know how to end the series but it was still fine.
First Rampage movie was probably his most competently made film. It still had its issues, but there was a general sense of dread and tension once things got going and that's not an easy thing to pull off.
Postal was fine too. Never watched Rampage.
I heard Postal was good but never played the game until a year or 2 ago. I need to give it a watch.
It's a silly movie. Has been ages since I've seen it but from what I can remember it was fun. The game is already completely bonkers so Uwe Boll couldn't really fuck it up.
Exactly. It was the perfect video game movie for the video game movie hack. I'll watch it after I watch this. I have a link in this thread and will update the comment with my reactions. No spoilers, just impressions.
What if it’s actually a great movie and you’re just trying to slander the theatrical genius uwe boll?
People are so thirsty for right wing extremism in movies they'll drink the sand.
Correct.
Witness the dawn of Based Slop.
Then I probably accidentally slipped into a parallel dimension and BloodRayne and Far Cry are the best videogame movie adaptations of all time.
His directing is like Hitler's painting.
He's much better as an internet troll and boxer. Man punched Lowtax so hard he killed SA.
Hitler's paintings are ok
Check out who got into the academy he wasn't admitted to. Vile stuff.
He'd have been a better architect than a painter, though.
Best oven designer
The wooden doors was an odd decision though.
Not what he's known for but they're decent. Boll's movies are shit but kinda enjoyable in that Rocky Horror/Plan 9 way.
No. Just no.
I can tell what Hitler's paintings are supposed to be...
The fact that Lowtax was cancelled over fake #MeToo bullshit and m00t got cucked by an SJW to the point he sold 4chan and took a job with Google...
So it's this?
https://kotakuinaction2.win/p/1ASt1DsfeZ/uwe-bolls-new-movie-is-based-/c/
And I've instantly lost interest.
Did you notice that absolutely nothing in the movie made sense, or were you distracted by the flashback/forward gimmick?
yeah i concur ;s. whoever wrote that ending sucks lol
Eh, there's enough footage that a talented editor could make a decent 30 minute cut. Someone posted the link on ConPro. There's a reason the only clips are of this scene.
As it stands, this may be the beginning of the era of Based Slop.
Closes the door on the way out.
Gentleman indeed.
This is why they had to ban it in Germany.
https://x.com/visegrad24/status/2069591335590363313
The failing court system might prompt people
C'mon guys, at least CGI in some brass ejecting, and stop having the shooter's hand jerking around from the recoil.
Subsonic rounds shot through a can are slow af and don't create higher pressures/recoil.
If I can shoot my supressed G17 with subsonic 147 gr 9mm offhand and stay on target at 70 years old a trained assassin should have zero problem doing so.
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He was going so well until he took out that guy and had him land on the rug.
Getting the stain out of that is going to be a nightmare!
It looks like right wing Rampage which was not actually leftist until the final 3rd film and even then Rampage was centrist. Both made by Uwe Boll.
I heard on the Daily Cope, I,Hypocrite’s podcast that this movie was made by the same dude who made the movie “Rampage”, if that’s true I’m stoked to watch it. If you haven’t seen Rampage, you should probably give that movie a watch too, it’s about a dude who buys a bunch of guns, creates body armor and goes out on a rampage to senselessly kill dozens of people in LA or wherever it was, there’s a twist at the end. The acting is fairly shitty in Rampage, especially the mass shooter’s parents, but despite the shitty acting it was still well worth watching.
It's straight Uwe Boll coal. Boring as shit, Temu American Psycho movie.