My thoughts exactly. Everything is going to be about racism. It’ll be like scooby doo, except it’ll always be a straight, white, Christian male trying to keep down brown and black people under the alien mask. Anal probes? To buck break black men. Strange lights in the sky? Actually burning crosses to scare off black lesbians. Alien abductions? Oh you better believe that was ICE kidnapping minorities to send them “home.” Cattle mutilations? The white man culturally misappropriating barbecue, which was invented by blacks.
Oh right and let’s not forget that if we’ve got a black woman (presumably as a new Mulder or Scully) we’re 250% likely to get a speech about how she had to work twice as hard as a white boy to get where she is.
Exactly. Modern day writers can’t resist that. Honestly if they want a fresh or new story, a black character that doesn’t mention race once would be near groundbreaking lol
Aliens secretly abducted Jaydoewayn's father one night when he went out for a pack of cigarettes and milk. Earlier that day his father came home with a clear blood soaked bag of white flour.
He must uncover the mystery of why aliens abducted his father with the help of Latisha the world's top brain surgeon and nuclear scientist.
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Da Axe Files, two black detectives be axin questions about modern race hoaxes.
One detective, an Uncle Ruckus race realist.
The other…wants to believe.
Or this one, rofl.
Uncle Ruckus investigating the Bubba Wallace garage pull would be hilarious!
I can't wait for them to investigate Yakub.
I read the title to mean the race communist was revealed to be a pedophile.
If I remember correctly Hoover said he was faithful to his wife. King had women all over.
Would be funny if people started reading his poetry about the Jews
I’m sure there will be typical shows covering left wing talking points. Similar to the Peele twilight zone
My thoughts exactly. Everything is going to be about racism. It’ll be like scooby doo, except it’ll always be a straight, white, Christian male trying to keep down brown and black people under the alien mask. Anal probes? To buck break black men. Strange lights in the sky? Actually burning crosses to scare off black lesbians. Alien abductions? Oh you better believe that was ICE kidnapping minorities to send them “home.” Cattle mutilations? The white man culturally misappropriating barbecue, which was invented by blacks.
It’s almost like you got a sneak preview.
Oh right and let’s not forget that if we’ve got a black woman (presumably as a new Mulder or Scully) we’re 250% likely to get a speech about how she had to work twice as hard as a white boy to get where she is.
Exactly. Modern day writers can’t resist that. Honestly if they want a fresh or new story, a black character that doesn’t mention race once would be near groundbreaking lol
Scully was a redhead.
giNger dyslexia claims another redhead.
A show about government agents... investigating paranormal entities... is now about black people...
Gentlemen, this is likely to be the spookiest show ever made.
"What'cha mean, Directa Skinna? I tol you I ate bruckfast, you bald-ass cracka!"
The backstory:
Aliens secretly abducted Jaydoewayn's father one night when he went out for a pack of cigarettes and milk. Earlier that day his father came home with a clear blood soaked bag of white flour.
He must uncover the mystery of why aliens abducted his father with the help of Latisha the world's top brain surgeon and nuclear scientist.
Dem Xes's Fyles Y'all...
The Toking Man
Well at least we know the Emmy winners for the next few years. We've seen how Coogler's mid-tier vampire musical keeps winning shit.