My thoughts exactly. Everything is going to be about racism. It’ll be like scooby doo, except it’ll always be a straight, white, Christian male trying to keep down brown and black people under the alien mask. Anal probes? To buck break black men. Strange lights in the sky? Actually burning crosses to scare off black lesbians. Alien abductions? Oh you better believe that was ICE kidnapping minorities to send them “home.” Cattle mutilations? The white man culturally misappropriating barbecue, which was invented by blacks.

Oh right and let’s not forget that if we’ve got a black woman (presumably as a new Mulder or Scully) we’re 250% likely to get a speech about how she had to work twice as hard as a white boy to get where she is.