90 Obama : “black people can’t swim because white people look at our hair” (twitter.com) posted 216 days ago by SophiesBoyfriend 216 days ago by SophiesBoyfriend +90 / -0 21 comments share 21 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Bullshit. Michelle Obama can't swim because he didn't want people noticing the imprint of his cock on his bathing suit.
Big Mike!!!
Shave your head like Joy Reid. You still won't be able to swim.
And it will still by white people's fault, somehow.
We're just that amazing we can oppress others without effort.
Big Mike is a genuinely awful person.
To think they actually "floated" (no pun intended!) her as a possible nominee for President... she has even less charisma than Hillary does, and that takes effort!
Hillary made the mistake of being honest and insulting half of Trump's "deplorable" voting base.
Obama would happily insult half of her own voting base as "deplorable." And they would probably agree with her.
Oh look, another multi-millionaire pretending to be oppressed.
is that why they don't shower too?
She keeps banging on about how black women are doing all this weird stuff with their hair to please white people.
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We don't care. We never cared. This is all on you goofballs.
Yeah. Even if you entertain it... black women are trying to meet white male beauty standards? Why? They aren't willing to fuck black dudes?
Straightening their hair but still obese? Where's the beauty standard?
Don't worry Michael. Male pattern baldness is setting in for you and before long it won't be an issue.
hate to ruin the joke, but male pattern baldness has to do with your maternal grandfather, not what swings (or doesn't) between your legs, lol.
Dead Chef enters the chat.......
He was actually an excellent swimmer. He'd been on the water (sailboarding & stuff) for many years. But he somehow drowned... with no witnesses.
Didn't he "drown" somewhere shallower than his height?
Yep, he drown in 3 feet of water in a coastal marsh area.
He knew the truth about Big Mike and they didn't want another Joan Rivers situation.
Shut up Michelle. Seriously it’s amazing that we live in such a great country that multi millionaires can whine about being oppressed
no one cares about your hair
Reasons black people can't swim:
They're too dense
They can't remain calm
No one is there to teach them