I guess he's had enough of gutting the company and wants his golden parachute already. Watch as his replacement will try to do even better by slashing services in order to make money at the cost of even more customers.
Devon Pritchard, currently the Executive Vice President of Revenue, Marketing & Consumer Experience, will become President of NoA effective January 1, 2026
I guess he's had enough of gutting the company and wants his golden parachute already. Watch as his replacement will try to do even better by slashing services in order to make money at the cost of even more customers.
LOL
Here's Devon Pritchard, who is taking over for him.
Nintendo is FUCKED.
Looks like Nintendo is just starting their Kathleen Kennedy arc.
I was thinking trans, but yes, that too.
Very surprised. Was expecting a much more masculine voice.
Then again, some fools do vocal training for that.
Either way, I have no confidence.
Crazy eyes
I might be insane, but is that not Sarkisian?
So long, gay Bowser.
I'd settle for not Indian.
I guess his last ''fuck you'' gift to Nintendo costumers was increasing the price of every Switch1 games by $5 in Canada.
PC do what nintendon't.
I have no need of a VP of Revenues&Marketing-controlled skinsuit of a company's products.
Jennifer Salke v. 2.0.
Excuse the literal analogy, but that's him clamped.
Yes, yes, everyone else will be using it now. Check the timestamp :)
What...?
It's an old-timer gag. The original Donkey Kong was in clam shell. Like the DS was designed to replicate.
Clamped is wordplay on the idea that something is similar to a closed clam. Also meaning shut down/up.
Wait till I tell you how babies are made!
Nnnnno, the original Donkey Kong was an arcade machine.
You're thinking of the Game & Watch port.
Which is a port. Not the original.
And what's the timestamp got to do with anything?
Firstly, "Monkey Kong" was always a port idea from the button battery concept.
Secondly, Mario and everything Nintendo came from its success.
Thirdly, and lastly, the concept of clamped has been put upon you in your own thread.
Issa me! Nah-rio!
This makes no sense.
Do the pennies in your pocket make sense?
Yes.
The mark of a high-trust society is that everyone behaves rationally in public.
Do you betray that high-trust society?
Have you been drinking, sir
By default ;)
Suddenly, this part of the thread makes sense.
🫡
Everything is already OK. We've all been told that many times :)
You, truly, are a Dadaist master.
In a world of bots it's the only way to make sure you make sense :)
You're either brilliant, or retarded.
Can't I be both?
Most people are, I suppose.