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Doug Bowser, head of Nintendo of America, will RETIRE at the end of this year (twitter.com)
posted 252 days ago by BetterNameUnfound 252 days ago by BetterNameUnfound +60 / -0
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– m0r1arty 1 point 252 days ago +1 / -0

Excuse the literal analogy, but that's him clamped.

Yes, yes, everyone else will be using it now. Check the timestamp :)

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– BetterNameUnfound [S] 11 points 252 days ago +11 / -0

What...?

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– m0r1arty 1 point 252 days ago +1 / -0

It's an old-timer gag. The original Donkey Kong was in clam shell. Like the DS was designed to replicate.

Clamped is wordplay on the idea that something is similar to a closed clam. Also meaning shut down/up.

Wait till I tell you how babies are made!

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– BetterNameUnfound [S] 15 points 252 days ago +15 / -0

Nnnnno, the original Donkey Kong was an arcade machine.

You're thinking of the Game & Watch port.

Which is a port. Not the original.

And what's the timestamp got to do with anything?

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– m0r1arty 1 point 252 days ago +1 / -0

Firstly, "Monkey Kong" was always a port idea from the button battery concept.

Secondly, Mario and everything Nintendo came from its success.

Thirdly, and lastly, the concept of clamped has been put upon you in your own thread.

Issa me! Nah-rio!

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– WhoIsThatMaskedMan 11 points 252 days ago +11 / -0

Have you been drinking, sir

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– m0r1arty 1 point 252 days ago +1 / -0

By default ;)

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– deleted 3 points 252 days ago +3 / -0
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– m0r1arty 1 point 252 days ago +1 / -0

Everything is already OK. We've all been told that many times :)

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– Sumsuch 6 points 252 days ago +6 / -0

You, truly, are a Dadaist master.

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– m0r1arty 1 point 251 days ago +1 / -0

In a world of bots it's the only way to make sure you make sense :)

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– Sumsuch 2 points 251 days ago +2 / -0

Dada

it's the only way to make sure you make sense

You're either brilliant, or retarded.

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– m0r1arty 2 points 250 days ago +2 / -0

Can't I be both?

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