Joel W. Berry is 'Managing Editor' at the Babylon Bee.
Yesterday, Israel bombed a Catholic Church and killed three people.
Today, Joel W. Berry says they deserved it because he divined that they "support Hamas". Also because they weren't out there supporting anti-Hamas protests. From the same people who say Hamas murders everyone who protests them.
My radical thesis is that if you support murdering Christians, you're not a Christian - or even human. Sorry, dispensationalists.
Yeah, that was a retarded argument on his part. Is there any better way to single yourself out than to do a peaceful protest against a terrorist group that wouldn't hesitate to gun you down remorselessly?
In particularly, when it's a minority. Regimes such as Hamas generally tolerate Christians as long as they 'behave themselves', which means keeping your nose out of politics. You'd be at much greater risk than a Muslim protesting against Hamas, and also at risk of collective retaliation.
That this stupid animal doesn't know that is one thing. That he's trying to justify murdering people based on it is quite another.
Watching Gavin Mcinnes get the J-pill shoved up his ass live on stream while Fuentes laughed in the background is still one of the funniest internet moments of all time.
The guy is a retard. He claims the Gospels were written by Jesus and that "Naicay" (= Council of Nicaea) threw out all but four? I may be wrong, but I don't think Nicaea determined a canon either.
If you're going to make stupid points, at least back them up with intelligent arguments.
Also, if you'd rather erase Catholicism rather than Islam, you can fight Islam all on your own. Bye.
Plus, I'd love to see a citation/source for the claim that the first 15 popes were Jewish. I assume the name mentioned is Eusebius of Caesarea, as I think the pronunciation matches and he has been called the father of ecclesiastical history.
But, at least going off the Internet Archive version of his Ecclesiastical History, which documents the early history of the church, I can't easily find it. Granted, I have not gone through all 1000 pages in detail, but of popes 2 and 3 (Linus and Anacletus - spelled Anecletus by Eusebius) - who are typically considered to be Roman and Greek respectively - there's no mention of them being Jewish (or their origin at all). They only come up a half dozen or so times each, and with Linus it is typically "this is the same guy who was mentioned in 2nd Timothy" and for Anecletus it's just "he became pope after Linus stepped down".
Maybe it's in there, or in one of Eusebius's other works, or maybe it's supposed to be a different author entirely, but given that I can't turn up anything online that even comes close to supporting the claim, I need a source
I'd love to see a citation/source for the claim that the first 15 popes were Jewish
I don't even get how that is relevant. Apparently, the guy is a Jew, and he wants to eliminate Catholicism because the first 15 popes were ethnically Jewish? What?
I assume the name mentioned is Eusebius of Caesarea, as I think the pronunciation matches and he has been called the father of ecclesiastical history.
I thought so as well, though at first I thought he said 'Vesuvius'. That is not how you pronounce Eusebius, but of course, this tard doesn't know how to pronounce anything.
Maybe it's in there, or in one of Eusebius's other works, or maybe it's supposed to be a different author entirely, but given that I can't turn up anything online that even comes close to supporting the claim, I need a source
Or maybe it was made up by a retard who thinks that Jesus wrote the Gospels, and that the Gospel of Nicodemus is in any way reliable.
One conspiracy theory I haven't looked into, but I do not doubt, is that every place the US has bombed for the last hundred-odd years always has an unusually high Christian population. Unironically, the Great Satan.
Yeah, the only things I can think of it is kind of true for is Nagasaki, which had the highest concentration of Christians in Japan.
Did we really bomb Somalia? Thought it was boots, humvees and heicopters. I see one article claiming we bombed and arms cache, but apparently it was antitank TOW missiles used, rather than bombs to destroy it.
I'm throwing in Somalia as a stand-in for the entirety of the horn of Africa. We've been involved there for over 30 years at this point. In Somalia we've basically supported multiple Ethiopian interventions, and we've also engaged in air-strike of our own resulting from piracy. Obviously there was the Battle of Mogadishu, but I consider that far larger than a 'bombing' because of how many thousands of people we killed.
Fundamentally, the primary objective of Catholics in Gaza should be to just disengage from politics and keep your head down because both sides are going to hate you.
Joel W. Berry is 'Managing Editor' at the Babylon Bee.
Yesterday, Israel bombed a Catholic Church and killed three people.
Today, Joel W. Berry says they deserved it because he divined that they "support Hamas". Also because they weren't out there supporting anti-Hamas protests. From the same people who say Hamas murders everyone who protests them.
My radical thesis is that if you support murdering Christians, you're not a Christian - or even human. Sorry, dispensationalists.
Yeah, that was a retarded argument on his part. Is there any better way to single yourself out than to do a peaceful protest against a terrorist group that wouldn't hesitate to gun you down remorselessly?
In particularly, when it's a minority. Regimes such as Hamas generally tolerate Christians as long as they 'behave themselves', which means keeping your nose out of politics. You'd be at much greater risk than a Muslim protesting against Hamas, and also at risk of collective retaliation.
That this stupid animal doesn't know that is one thing. That he's trying to justify murdering people based on it is quite another.
Watching Gavin Mcinnes get the J-pill shoved up his ass live on stream while Fuentes laughed in the background is still one of the funniest internet moments of all time.
Got a link?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jAgNtZh-24
The guy is a retard. He claims the Gospels were written by Jesus and that "Naicay" (= Council of Nicaea) threw out all but four? I may be wrong, but I don't think Nicaea determined a canon either.
If you're going to make stupid points, at least back them up with intelligent arguments.
Also, if you'd rather erase Catholicism rather than Islam, you can fight Islam all on your own. Bye.
Why would he think Jesus wrote the Gospels, they are titled by the authors? Divinely inspired granted but still the names are on them.
Plus, I'd love to see a citation/source for the claim that the first 15 popes were Jewish. I assume the name mentioned is Eusebius of Caesarea, as I think the pronunciation matches and he has been called the father of ecclesiastical history.
But, at least going off the Internet Archive version of his Ecclesiastical History, which documents the early history of the church, I can't easily find it. Granted, I have not gone through all 1000 pages in detail, but of popes 2 and 3 (Linus and Anacletus - spelled Anecletus by Eusebius) - who are typically considered to be Roman and Greek respectively - there's no mention of them being Jewish (or their origin at all). They only come up a half dozen or so times each, and with Linus it is typically "this is the same guy who was mentioned in 2nd Timothy" and for Anecletus it's just "he became pope after Linus stepped down".
Maybe it's in there, or in one of Eusebius's other works, or maybe it's supposed to be a different author entirely, but given that I can't turn up anything online that even comes close to supporting the claim, I need a source
I don't even get how that is relevant. Apparently, the guy is a Jew, and he wants to eliminate Catholicism because the first 15 popes were ethnically Jewish? What?
I thought so as well, though at first I thought he said 'Vesuvius'. That is not how you pronounce Eusebius, but of course, this tard doesn't know how to pronounce anything.
Or maybe it was made up by a retard who thinks that Jesus wrote the Gospels, and that the Gospel of Nicodemus is in any way reliable.
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One conspiracy theory I haven't looked into, but I do not doubt, is that every place the US has bombed for the last hundred-odd years always has an unusually high Christian population. Unironically, the Great Satan.
Vietnam, North Korea, Cambodia, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Somalia all have high Christian Populations?
In what dimension?
Yeah, the only things I can think of it is kind of true for is Nagasaki, which had the highest concentration of Christians in Japan.
Did we really bomb Somalia? Thought it was boots, humvees and heicopters. I see one article claiming we bombed and arms cache, but apparently it was antitank TOW missiles used, rather than bombs to destroy it.
The US has been bombing Somalia constantly for like twenty years.
I'm throwing in Somalia as a stand-in for the entirety of the horn of Africa. We've been involved there for over 30 years at this point. In Somalia we've basically supported multiple Ethiopian interventions, and we've also engaged in air-strike of our own resulting from piracy. Obviously there was the Battle of Mogadishu, but I consider that far larger than a 'bombing' because of how many thousands of people we killed.
I'm not adding "per capita" or "regionally" to every sentence just to make JIDF happy.
it's interesting that there's literal christian villages in the west bank that are now being set on fire...
...by jews
Fundamentally, the primary objective of Catholics in Gaza should be to just disengage from politics and keep your head down because both sides are going to hate you.