The first all female Smash Bros tournament is here. Grab a seat and get hype!
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Is it literally zero women?
How many of them are men?
Yes
Genuinely depressing to see. I miss the days when you could look at these things and have fun, instead of seeing a bunch of broken, sad individuals.
I mean, they were probably broken, sad individuals from the word go. But at least we were actually having fun instead of reveling in brokenness!
That's why gatekeeping is important.
Nitter.
As expected...trannies everywhere.
It was actually worse than I expected, and that's saying something.
EDIT: Here's some more, if for some reason you want to revel in this awfulness. Have eyebleach handy, there's some terrible stuff here.
Nitter of the profile.
Archive. Sadly (or perhaps it's a blessing) many of the pictures don't show up, but at least it's archived so you can click through to live. Not sure why archive.is wasn't grabbing it, it usually works.
they're all male
So just another sausage fest
Contemplate the aroma.
Eau du chair pourrie
I'm pretty sure I've seen Chris Chan wear that exact shirt in the middle.
Troons only leagues are the way forward. No-one wants them shitting up their real leagues and if they get misgendered and start smashing shit up in the troon league they only have themselves to blame.
It's like the Paralympics, but for social retards instead of downy ones.
Banning troons from public society is the only rational thing.
If someone in the 1950s wanted to cross dress such as Ed Wood, their choices were in private at their home, privately under their men’s clothes, or in private parties.
Going out in public meant being scorned and mocked at least, and more likely getting beaten up.
You have a civilization that makes crossdressing equally unpalatable and you’re going to see this basically go away, as long as you bring back insane asylums as well
Smash at a high level demands knowing 70 matchups * number of your main characters * levels.
And ultra precise reaction timing and strategy. Women just can’t do it. They aren’t built for the extreme autism required to be really good at fighting games.
They're playing on a Wii. Melee or Brawl. 25/35 respectively.
Even more autistic.
rec time at the local mental institution
Let's look at the parking lot. Come on now, if there all real women the parking lots going to look like a NASCAR massacre.
I’ve been to a few tournaments and the only thing I remember from them is the BO smell.
This would be a thousand times worst… that event center would have to get new carpets and bleach the walls to breathe normally in that room.
Isnt a solarium a mental asylum/tuberculosis room??