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He was late getting to his university where he was about to do a lecture on a new super drug he invented that could not only cure most known diseases but also be an alternative fuel source for cars and airplanes.
Only presentable picture of him from when he was ten
rofl, "he was getting skittles!"
An archive of the article. It doesn't appear to be exactly the site OP has screenshotted, but it's very, very close, to the degree that I assume it's the same article on some sort of news aggregator/article rehosting thing.
Anyway, the notable parts are:
A) This is an incident that occurred last year. It's being reported on now because he's being sentenced... but he wasn't arrested for this; no, he was arrested after a separate case of him brandishing a knife (which isn't given any more detail in this article).
B) The sentence is, naturally... 30 days rehabilitation activity and 150 hours of unpaid work as part of his sentence. (The article says "part" of his sentence, but also strongly implies he wasn't sent to prison. Although it's kind of badly written... it makes it sound like the court recorder or maybe his lawyer are the ones saying they're giving him a second chance, but that would make no sense so I assume it's a comment from the judge).
Anyway, assuming my reading of this bad article is correct, he was spared prison because it wouldn't be helpful to rehabilitating him, since, as his defense described him, he is "immature, highly suggestive to negative influences with a 'markedly low IQ'."
The obvious questions: could anything rehabilitate him, is there any reason to believe he won't reoffend, what is the value of having a violent, dumb, homeless guy allowed to roam free at all, do not seem to have come up.
The screenshot looks like this article.
https://archive.ph/wip/Lc1Hf
Such a waste to have to track this down
Must be election season, or just the slow and steady decay of the quality of poster we tolerate here.
"Rambo knife teens could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be Rambo knife teens anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE RAMBO KNIFE TEENS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of large chinesium knives held together with a few drops of epoxy. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
I want a stylized version of that photo for a desktop background. I've yet to find one. He's just so impossibly.... whatever he is.
Rambo? I guess I should be thankful my parents didn’t have to sit me down and explain that I shouldn’t be threatening people with knives.
Rambo knife teen could have been my son.
typical english name
I dunno, Rambeau Knifetean could almost pass for a toff name, if spelled that way. Almost.
Tsk. Such a poor example to the younger Rambo knives in the community.
Ngl I've had some retarded bus drivers who just keep driving past the stop you requested so I can kinda understand this guy's response.