Miss Alabama....
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She wouldn't be the prettiest girl at anyone's local supermarket. This is beyond silly.
I never thought I’d see the day when being beautiful worked against you in a beauty pageant. Although I guess all the years of feminist screeching about how evil we are for not wanting ugly characters should’ve been an indication
I was going to argue that wasn't the case, but I was still thinking about the other linked tranny shit.
Yeah, this was just a fat lady who won against a bunch of attractive to semi-attractive ladies.
I don't hate fat people individually, but I absolutely despite the normalization of being fat. I've met like one genuinely happy fat person in my life, and if she hasn't sorted her shit out she'll still live a shorter life than a miserable person who is not fat. That said, props to her for being a joyful obese person, but it's still not the way to go. Be a joyful healthy person instead. Please.
It's just sad. Don't go through life being a fat miserable sack of shit, and don't let anyone tell you that you should, or that it's alright.
What a bizarre gimmick you have here. I don't even know who or what you're trolling yet you still keep plugging away at it
The fat positivity movement is evil.
Post-Modernism is evil.
I was expecting a tranny. Although that...thing is so fat, for all I know it is.
Also...4, 2, 1, _, _. Maybe 2, 4, 1, it's close, and hard to tell in the photo.
A tranny won ms maryland
https://x.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1798835202153959581?t=cjzSU_Mey65qZOz47bS4dA&s=19
Bzzzzzzzt. Malfunction.
Yikes.
And, #1 only.
What a disaster.
Lighting is also terrible, which doesn't help.
They went out of their way to choose the right girls to make the trender not stand out. :')
Yeah, troon came to mind when I saw the title. For me 4 is the obvious choice with 1 and 2 being reasonable choices as well. The caveat here is that 1 is hard to judge without a more frontal view of her face. The fatty and the sheboon should have been eliminated long before this point.
AlamabaSomeabama would have been enough.I assume she ate the rest of the competition and won by default, right?
I mean if we’re buying by weight then she’s probably the best deal.
But who would buy by weight, and for what purpose? Even then, I can't justify it. No, no, no, no, nope.
Before it went completely to shit Game of Thrones had this with Roose Bolton marrying the fattest granddaughter of Walder Frey because the stipulation was whichever daughter Bolton married would come with her weight in silver.
I'm not a fan of pageants but, I'm not a fan of a lot of things.
Number 3 is clearly a gimmick though and hasn't long for this world, at least she got this day...and all the cakes that go with it.
I had no idea they were letting walruses enter beauty pageants now! So progressive!
Well, I can see why she won.
She is the physical manifestation of "Roll Tide," in red.
And the other women go right along with it. /shrug
I mean ... she's a pretty good representation of the state ... literally: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1a/Alabama_in_United_States.svg/800px-Alabama_in_United_States.svg.png
The resemblance is uncanny.
That thing is a parade float with a bobblehead.
clown world. should never have even gotten past auditions.
The same people that call this stunning and brave are the ones that decry the Freak Show of old. Which is interesting because beauty pageants have become Freak Show revivals of a sort.
You can't miss anything about that girl.
Somewhat fake news.
MIss Alabama 2023: https://www.missalabama.com/meet-miss-alabama-2023-brianna-burrell/
This person doesn't seem to be a candidate this year? https://www.missalabama.com/miss-alabama-candidates/
(p.s. I'm a big fan of "Miss Hoover")
This person is Sara Milliken who did, indeed, win "National American Miss Alabama" which is some rival organization that operates in 5 states. https://www.namstatepageant.com
This org doesn't even seem to list pageant winners on their site? At least I didn't see any. So clown world yes, but not QUITE as insane clown world.
To be fair… it IS Alabama, so it kinda fits…
The only thing she fits into, ironically