Lara Croft is No Longer a Tomb Raider
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That didn't take long to destroy.
https://kotakuinaction2.win/p/17siXKSVlO/lara-croft-crowned-most-iconic-v/c/
I find it difficult to focus on the content of the video because the creator is too fuckable.
I have the same problem whenever I watch Badlands Chugs or Matt Christiansen.
Have a thing for plaid?
She's cute but more in still shots than in video. The tattoos kill any interest I might have had.
Same. Can't stand tattoos. Can't stand piercings. Can't stand smoking.
Simple as.
Looks like Marilyn Manson's well adjusted daughter.
She's 37. So, reasonably good genes.
There is a certain irony of woke cultural vandals ''dismantling'' the ''problematic'' Tomb Raider character to make her ''respectful of cultures and artifacts''.
Alright, I'll bite. What's she gonna do now?
Not have kids?
Hoard cats?
Watch people play video games and get immeasurably upset that it's not exactly what she wants it to be and demand it be changed or she'll sic a group of harassers onto the company?
Double mastectomy. Change name to They/Them Larry Croft.
Lari Soft, raiding bussy for the revolution!
Fridge raider
They want all of the virtue bucks of turning Tomb Raider into an activist platform, but they aren't quite brave enough to drop the actual name: Tomb Raider. Performative fuckery.
How can they spin RAIDING into anti-colonialism? Does Lara only raid national museums and capitols now? Is she an insurrectionist? Even just setting foot into a tomb would be seen as an aggression by the culture the tomb belongs to. There's no way to virtue spin this, so WHY mess up the formula?
Can we expect Link to respect the dungeons in the next game? Instead of using the boomerang, he'll return it to the rightful owners? Dungeon & Dragons will go even more Panderers & Pedestals.