The UN-installed Prime Minister of Haiti cannot get back into his country, because he went to Kenya to try and ram through UN inspired police legislation there (that had already been voted down and ruled unconstitutional), and his own government locked down the airspace and won't let him back in. His major opponent is one Jimmy "Barbeque" Cherizier, former cop, current gang leader, and (per the UN) supposed lover of massacres and necklacings (hence the nickname). On first glance, this seems to be straightforward... UN stooge versus man of the people. But it seems that some of his sub-gangs have... developed a taste for the long pig.
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I find it hilarious how Haiti has been a shitshow since inception because they had a slave revolt, won, and slaughtered all the French there so Europeans wanted nothing to do with them after.
Meanwhile it's neighbour, the Dominican Republic has been doing fine, so fine they had to build a wall to keep the Haitians out to STAY fine.
Really makes you think don't it?
Eh 50/50, the French have a history of fucking up their colonies as much as the Italians. Remember, Vietnam WAS French and Somalia WAS Italian.
Wait aren't some of those having/had coups recently?
And isn't mainland France still on fire, covered in shit?
Depends on which parts of the US you want to concentrate on.
The point I'm making is European colonisation ALONE isn't enough, you also need to keep intact the local cultural hegemony whether that's tribal or theocratic and have the balance be they control the local level but answer to the colonial at an international level.
The tribal structure being intact after British rule in Somaliland is why they are a functional country unlike Somalia.
Bad response. You lose.
Not to mention the utter shitshow that was Algeria
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Not just french but all the mixed halfsies. Can't have those light brown jerks lord it over us, you could see it on their 2 year old eyes.
Conan O'Brien and Bill Mahr told me that Haiti was a paradise. They'd never lie.
I'd like to one day go try their world renowned dirt cookies.
I stopped there as part of a cruise to zipline. There were armed guards with rifles keeping the locals away.
Haiti's only billionaire is a jew. Fancy that.
Who would that be?
This walking stereotype : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_Bigio
There's no way the guy is that bad...
... oy vey. It's like the Happy Merchant and 109 Countries memes had a love child, and 9 decades later, here we go...
How long before America ends up like Haiti.
Haiti proves there is no magic soil.
I found it funny that Jimmy BBQ felt it was necessary to explain that he gained his nickname due to his mother's road-side chicken wings shop and not because he lit people on fire. spoilers: he totally lit people on fire
So RE5 it is?
There are not, nor will there ever be good guys in Haiti. We're talking about people who formally declared war on "the white man's god" when they founded their shitty country.
They can't be fixed.
For those of you who think this is an exaggeration, it's not. The first group of slaves to rebel was led by a houdoun who kicked off with this banger of a quote:
They then slaughtered every white person they encountered.
It's literally not possible to exaggerate about Haiti.
Inb4 prions.
Amusing little addendum: urinalists are now emailing every prominent figure that has been talking about the cannibal gangs running around eating people and asking them for comments. "We see that you are talking about doubleplus ungood wrongthink on the Innerwebs..."
Lmao
Mr BBQ, a man for the people by the people eating the people.
Knowing my globalist government soon the UK will have a wave of cannibalistic attacks after they bring a few hundred thousand in.
I kinda want to get a Conan O'Brian "haiti was always great" shirt