But Kelce insisted he took the vaccine to “keep his family safe.”
“I got it because of, you know, keeping myself safe, keeping my family safe, the people in this building. So yeah, I stand by 1000%. Fully comfortable with him calling me Mr. Pfizer,” Kelce said with a smile.
I love how NPCs just accept new definitions of vaccine. It doesn't stop anything, you still get the affliction it's supposed to protect you from, and it only works if everyone gets it, and even then it only works for a few months. It'll keep you out of the hospital, we promise. Just like we promised it would stop the spread and has no side effects. But... this time we REALLY mean it. Also, in addition to it, you should also get these 2 other products that .. help. You see, the magical, wonderful, all powerful vaccine needs help. You need to believe in it and be a good boy. If you think the wrong thoughts or don't suck the beautiful axe wound clean, then it wont work anymore and you kill grandma.
So you're telling me it's just a coincidence that once this dude started "dating" Taylor Swift and got SwIFtIeS paying attention to football he starts simping for Pfizer?
Almost seems like a ploy to get Swift fans to harass their boyfriends about the vaccine.
I hardly even care about the vaccine - my choice not to get it, others’ choice to get it. But man the whole Taylor Swift dating a member of the NFL’s favorite team when she’s just become the hottest commodity in the world this summer is so, so, so, so (100 more sos) engineered, fake, and gay. It’s just so fucking blatant. And the ref’s favoritism toward KC has turned up double since Swift started going to games.
Yeah I don't see how the NFL could count as any sort of escapism anymore. I can manage baseball and hockey a bit and for the most part at least day to day it's just watching a sport. The NFL and NBA is like turning on The View and having a sports game break out.
Looks like the closest she came is Tom Hiddleston and that didn't last long.
That article is from before the Travis relationship was confirmed and it was just rumors but I found this gem:
In July, Kansas City Chiefs player Travis Kelce attended Swift's "Eras Tour" and later revealed that he planned to make a move on the superstar. On his podcast “New Heights,” Travis Kelce said he tried to give Swift a friendship bracelet, a staple accessory for attending one of her concerts, with his phone number on it — but failed.
A cousin of mine is a fanatical Swiftie... or whatever the fuck they are called. Supposedly she has been connected to nearly every mainstream artist possible. Don't know if they are just all dates or relationships that didn't last long but she is apparently monstrously high maintenance.
A bunch of tards that follow sports like a religion and look up to the intellectual ability of jocks with brain damage from getting hit in the head a lot.
Sportsball meat head follows mainstream narrative to supposedly save lives, gets paid.
Hard to say how much this will affect his popularity, especially when he's now apparently connected to the most popular woman in the country.
Fuck this guy. What a piece of shit.
He's just getting paid to say it, or he's really that stupid.
Clearly the shots never worked, what with all the people who got the shots...and still got sick from the cold...
Both.
Both, most likely.
He is Mr Pfizer cuz they paid him.
I love how NPCs just accept new definitions of vaccine. It doesn't stop anything, you still get the affliction it's supposed to protect you from, and it only works if everyone gets it, and even then it only works for a few months. It'll keep you out of the hospital, we promise. Just like we promised it would stop the spread and has no side effects. But... this time we REALLY mean it. Also, in addition to it, you should also get these 2 other products that .. help. You see, the magical, wonderful, all powerful vaccine needs help. You need to believe in it and be a good boy. If you think the wrong thoughts or don't suck the beautiful axe wound clean, then it wont work anymore and you kill grandma.
So you're telling me it's just a coincidence that once this dude started "dating" Taylor Swift and got SwIFtIeS paying attention to football he starts simping for Pfizer?
Almost seems like a ploy to get Swift fans to harass their boyfriends about the vaccine.
No matter how you look at it the guy is a tool. Sad to see people with so much money still sell themselves and not give a shit about the consequences.
The grift won't stop until morale improves.
I hardly even care about the vaccine - my choice not to get it, others’ choice to get it. But man the whole Taylor Swift dating a member of the NFL’s favorite team when she’s just become the hottest commodity in the world this summer is so, so, so, so (100 more sos) engineered, fake, and gay. It’s just so fucking blatant. And the ref’s favoritism toward KC has turned up double since Swift started going to games.
It has been well observed that this is a media stunt. And I don't even care about either of these degenerates.
Yeah I don't see how the NFL could count as any sort of escapism anymore. I can manage baseball and hockey a bit and for the most part at least day to day it's just watching a sport. The NFL and NBA is like turning on The View and having a sports game break out.
Prime candidate to die of "suddenly".
So I looked up TayTay's dating history to see if she ever dated a real man and found Wikipedia doesn't have a relationship section unlike almost every other celeb but I found this article https://web.archive.org/web/20231002000740/https://www.today.com/popculture/music/taylor-swift-boyfriends-dating-history-rcna50748
Looks like the closest she came is Tom Hiddleston and that didn't last long.
That article is from before the Travis relationship was confirmed and it was just rumors but I found this gem:
If he's being serious...good God, man.
She turns 35 next year so there's at least hope that she'll never have children of her own.
I wish people kept using the empty egg carton meme.
"Dance for the money, you chimp."
Travis the chimp dances
A cousin of mine is a fanatical Swiftie... or whatever the fuck they are called. Supposedly she has been connected to nearly every mainstream artist possible. Don't know if they are just all dates or relationships that didn't last long but she is apparently monstrously high maintenance.
I'm not surprised. Any potential husband of hers had better be at least earning as much as her or more otherwise he'll be looked down on by her
Who gives a fuck what some retard in the NFL responds with to some other dude in the NFL? What?
A bunch of tards that follow sports like a religion and look up to the intellectual ability of jocks with brain damage from getting hit in the head a lot.
Rodgers, at least, was publicly anti-vax when there was a personal cost to taking that stance.
Sportsball meat head follows mainstream narrative to supposedly save lives, gets paid.
Hard to say how much this will affect his popularity, especially when he's now apparently connected to the most popular woman in the country.
Kelce giving us a prime 'how it started' panel
Wait till he gets a case of the suddenly