I love how NPCs just accept new definitions of vaccine. It doesn't stop anything, you still get the affliction it's supposed to protect you from, and it only works if everyone gets it, and even then it only works for a few months. It'll keep you out of the hospital, we promise. Just like we promised it would stop the spread and has no side effects. But... this time we REALLY mean it. Also, in addition to it, you should also get these 2 other products that .. help. You see, the magical, wonderful, all powerful vaccine needs help. You need to believe in it and be a good boy. If you think the wrong thoughts or don't suck the beautiful axe wound clean, then it wont work anymore and you kill grandma.
I love how NPCs just accept new definitions of vaccine. It doesn't stop anything, you still get the affliction it's supposed to protect you from, and it only works if everyone gets it, and even then it only works for a few months. It'll keep you out of the hospital, we promise. Just like we promised it would stop the spread and has no side effects. But... this time we REALLY mean it. Also, in addition to it, you should also get these 2 other products that .. help. You see, the magical, wonderful, all powerful vaccine needs help. You need to believe in it and be a good boy. If you think the wrong thoughts or don't suck the beautiful axe wound clean, then it wont work anymore and you kill grandma.