But Kelce insisted he took the vaccine to “keep his family safe.”
“I got it because of, you know, keeping myself safe, keeping my family safe, the people in this building. So yeah, I stand by 1000%. Fully comfortable with him calling me Mr. Pfizer,” Kelce said with a smile.
I love how NPCs just accept new definitions of vaccine. It doesn't stop anything, you still get the affliction it's supposed to protect you from, and it only works if everyone gets it, and even then it only works for a few months. It'll keep you out of the hospital, we promise. Just like we promised it would stop the spread and has no side effects. But... this time we REALLY mean it. Also, in addition to it, you should also get these 2 other products that .. help. You see, the magical, wonderful, all powerful vaccine needs help. You need to believe in it and be a good boy. If you think the wrong thoughts or don't suck the beautiful axe wound clean, then it wont work anymore and you kill grandma.
Fuck this guy. What a piece of shit.
He's just getting paid to say it, or he's really that stupid.
Clearly the shots never worked, what with all the people who got the shots...and still got sick from the cold...
Both.
Both, most likely.
He is Mr Pfizer cuz they paid him.
I love how NPCs just accept new definitions of vaccine. It doesn't stop anything, you still get the affliction it's supposed to protect you from, and it only works if everyone gets it, and even then it only works for a few months. It'll keep you out of the hospital, we promise. Just like we promised it would stop the spread and has no side effects. But... this time we REALLY mean it. Also, in addition to it, you should also get these 2 other products that .. help. You see, the magical, wonderful, all powerful vaccine needs help. You need to believe in it and be a good boy. If you think the wrong thoughts or don't suck the beautiful axe wound clean, then it wont work anymore and you kill grandma.