Ahsoka 1986 TV Intro (Spoilers)
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Good Lord she's so ugly.
I don't know what it is, but the makeup for Rosario Dawson as Ahsoka seems purposefully done to make her ugly. She's not some perfect woman or something, but she's much prettier than she looks in this show, with the makeup and everything.
it made her skin darker and accentuated her africaness and man jaw, you'd be surprised how much bonus beauty points you'd get just by having lighter shade of skin tone. the still frame made her look like teal'c from Stargate
Now that you say it, I can't unsee it. Ha.
no no no no no no no - my eyes, the goggles they do nothing!
I'm not seeing it. The farthest I'd go is 'okay'.
If there's one thing that grates that I've noticed in recent years, it's that castings for any type of alien that has 'unnatural' skin, they cast a fucking black person. Just... Yeah, I know why they do it, but fuck is it annoying.
A lot of the footage must have been altered to make it look extra shitty, right? I mean, those action sequences must have been reenacted by cosplayers...? And Rosario Dawson has been digitally extra uglified somehow, right? Right?
There's no way they could have intentionally made it look as campy as the original Charlie's Angels, nobody at Disney would have been that dumb, surely?
"Possibly the most valuable relic in all of existence... he is now responsible for ship maintenance."
10/10 line.
"The last jedi, seeking the last jedi, who are being pursued by the remnants of the jedi order"
"Has this droid had its regularly scheduled memory wipe?"
That makes it look so much better than it actually is.
I actually meant to post this yesterday, glad I didn't try watching this show.
While I like Hayden, I never watched Clone Wars/Rebels which is apparently required viewing to understand WTF is going on.
I liked Clone Wars after it got up to speed and Rebels had some good moments too. Ahsoka throws all of that away.
Stop casting old crones.