The Obamas’ chef died from an accidental drowning on Martha’s Vineyard: Massachusetts medical examiner
The Obamas’ 45-year-old personal chef died from an accidental drowning near the former president’s Martha’s Vineyard estate, according to the state’s Chief Medical Examiner.
Accidental drowning? As opposed to intentional, aggravated, or premeditated drowning?
And those footprints were from his cement shoes, right?
Rumor mill churned out the theory that he was sleeping with the daughters and knocked one up.
Probably sleeping with Barry and threatened to go public.
Either that or Big Mike found out and gave him the Joan Rivers treatment.
Bathhouse Barry never seemed like the "cleaning my gun" type of father. Then again Big Mike is probably the real father, and we know that he's had people offed.
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That's because he's not a father. The kids are props, and Nesbitt & Blanchard are the real parents.
Good thing his surviving immediate family do not have any thoughts, opinions or public comments about the matter. Would hate for them to accidentally drown as well.
I have a pretty penny that says the cameras stopped working just before this guy was sent to sleep with the fishes.
There's actually video evidence that he knew how to swim before this, surprisingly enough.
Police during their investigation
He probably found out the truth about Big Mike. People who do that tend to have "accidents". Just ask Joan Rivers.
That's why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie!
i, too, drown in water i can stand in.
You're must be really tall
The chef hat adds 18”.
They keep saying it was a depth of eight feet but they brought up the survey data for that body of water and it claims an average depth of 3 feet.
So..either he found a bigass hole somewhere to drown in or that average includes a TON of shallow area.
Yes there is in fact a ton of shallow water in any inlet like the Edgartown Great Pond because the shore is shallower than the middle and there is more shore than middle because of how geometry works. I assure you that there is water over 8 feet deep in the middle.
Even if true, you know what's pretty easy to do when you're slightly out of your depth? Kick off the bottom to get your head out of water, and push yourself towards shore.
Oh shit, you need to get this out there so no one ever drowns again.
Slightly out of their depth with no currents and no other trauma? Yeah, no excuse for drowning.
But I'm sure you're right to get behind the official narrative on this one. No reason for them to lie about this.
The entire reason for assassination by drowning would be the plausibility of the drowning scenario. It's a very plausible scenario. People drown in their own swimming pools, let alone 100 feet from shore. Talk to a lifeguard.
Personally I like the theory that he was Obama's gay lover and was going to tell all, but I'll need some evidence before I start speculating about navy seal rebreather assassins.
My pet theory is that he saw Big Mike's member and got the Joan Rivers treatment.
Wait, Joan Rivers was assassinated?
Dude the human body is extremely fucking fragile despite the absurd resilience also present which leads to people drowning in one foot of water, let alone eight.
Water is never going to be the only factor in play here, conspiracy or otherwise, as it's extremely easy to slip on an unseen, submerged surface covered in random crap, actual crap, or vegetation that means even the slightest lean the wrong way sends your feet in ways preventing you from staying upright. At which point all you need is a concussion, something significantly easier to achieve in shallower water for obvious reasons, while unsupervised for the next/last 3 or so minutes of your life. Anything after those 3 minutes without air risks brain damage regardless of how well you might be resuscitated which is often a major motivatior for someone signing a DNR because they don't want to come back as an invalid.
Which is why murdering someone by drowning is so effective as it doesn't take much to achieve/force/fake and given the immediate surroundings the very water makes forensic work extremely difficult.
How does an experienced swimmer drown while out paddleboarding?
Sure..