Ariel x OceanGate (Stonetoss)
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Ah we officially past the 'too soon scene' that I can do this:
'Under the sea, under the sea
Because I didn't hire whitey, my body is spread
Under the sea'
Yeah my dark humour is bad....
Oddly we seem to have never had a “too soon” moment. The left decided they were “billionaires” (the company was only worth 66 millionaire but never mind that!) so their deaths were inherently deserved and hilarious, and the right glommed onto… well, exactly what StoneToss did above.
And that’s not me complaining, don’t get me wrong. I love dark humor and pre-posthumously approve of any at my own expense if I should die in a viral manner.
At least two out of the five were "Eat the bugs, peons" WEF minions. Never too soon.
Just don't go the Darwin Awards route, me I'd prefer the Tyrion way of death if that's an option.
Was about to say that Tyrion didn't die, before I remembered....
Don't say that. The Adversary, the Universe, Lady Luck, whatever you want to believe in, will take that as a challenge.
Trust me, fren.
You should attempt to recreate the infamous Eiffel Tower Jump of Franz Reichelt.
I am sure with a little work you could design and construct a superior parachute coat!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Reichelt#Eiffel_Tower_jump
Their deaths were deserved. Literally, if they survived it would have been not fair.
Nothing to weather
All of the pressure
Under da sea
That hair is far too straight and lush to be Ariel.
Where are her underwater dreadlocks?!
That’s my favorite detail about the whole thing. They expect little black girls in the inner city to be like, “she’s just like me!”
I mean, they did successfully get a bunch of totally legit black people on tiktok (who absolutely weren't influencers and certainly weren't paid at all) to record their little black girls getting excited and saying the line.
So clearly, every black girl in America did so and would make them Morbillion dollars.
Haha true, that video where they had four year olds saying the exact phrase SJW activists always use (she “LOOKS LIKE ME!”) had the vibe of those tweets people try to push where “my two year old walked up to me and said it’s not intent but impact that matters and now I’m literally shaking and crying”
We've moved past the point in our existence where social media influences real life and crashed head first into "influencers directly shape reality itself."
Source: https://stonetoss.com/comic/dark-waters/
Also related: https://stonetoss.com/comic/immersive-experience/
Too little insta-implosion...
See, that's what I had started to assume was the Oceangate sub issue. The reality is, every one of them was a bloody puddle of flesh before they even knew something was wrong.
Well actually some of them already knew.. a white engineer told them that the material the hull was made out of wasn't designed to survive the trip and that they would be dead before they could fix anything.
Savage. Never misses.
Needs to incorporate summahdis.