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Mpetey123 22 points ago +22 / -0

It's a handsome animal.

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Lurker404 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'd love to see the reaction when you give some chick in Milan or Rome a cow.

The real question is: what do they taste like?

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Mpetey123 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'd guess they taste like beef

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LauriThorne 14 points ago +14 / -0

Those "exotic" breeds tend to taste more gamey than domestic breeds. A friend of mine raised highland cows and they tasted more like venison than beef.

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Ahaus667 11 points ago +11 / -0

Diet is also a big factor, grass fed tastes different than grain fed.

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BetterNameUnfound 15 points ago +15 / -0

I can see the reasoning.

Flowers will quickly die.

A cow is a tangible asset that can continue to provide goods (milk, beef) for the receiver.

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Hullohoomans 12 points ago +12 / -0

And getting a good cow shows you either a - have money and connections, or b - are good at animal husbandry and can produce a good cow on your own.

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ThatsAlright [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Probably the funniest official Twitter account since the Taliban ones.

Source: https://archive.is/ibQwq

https://nitter.it/mkainerugaba

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Ahaus667 11 points ago +11 / -0

General Hannibal Barca narrowly missed capturing Rome 2000 years ago. I shall capture it with cows and love.

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GeneralBoobs 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am confused. What is the point of this post?

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ThatsAlright [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Humor.

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GeneralBoobs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I get that, but what context? What is he trolling here?

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SarcasticRidley 5 points ago +6 / -1

What is he trolling here?

You, apparently.

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GeneralBoobs -2 points ago +3 / -5

I'm surprised you had time to post this. Taking a breather from sucking the cum from power bottoms assholes?

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SarcasticRidley 3 points ago +3 / -0

?

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GeneralBoobs 2 points ago +3 / -1

Sarcasm begets sarcasm.

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yvaN_ehT_nioJ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Saw his Georgia Meloni tweet. The man's an absolute Chad 😎

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Steampunk_Moustache 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair those are some really majestic looking cows.

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when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel like this guy and some Texans would get along really well.

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FuckMcNuggets 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair it seems pretty based

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Mpetey123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not for nothing but in An Indecent Proposal Woody Harrelson gets Demi Moore back by buying a Hippo.

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trump4045 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I know places where you can buy a daughter by laying the father and those girls would make prime wife material.

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GimmeFuelGimmeFire 1 point ago +1 / -0

it's dey culcha

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TheImpossible1 -1 points ago +2 / -3

In England, a cow is what you call a shitty woman.