How to ask someone to mask in a flight
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Maybe during these meditations they can reflect upon why they're hypochondriacs.
You don't.
That was easy.
[EDIT]I clicked the link and somehow the person wrote paragraphs where two words would have sufficed. And they managed to be completely wrong. Impressive[/EDIT]
''No. Stop talking to me, you may upset your mask doing that.''
Not one of them gave a shit about why I wanted nothing to do with their damn mask before. So, no, they can fuck off.
"Da, ist de right ting to do. Jus get in ze oven, ist betta for all dis way. Bitte Bitte."
Why would I wear a mask? I'm a man. Only women should wear masks.
I don't know exactly, I'd have to check my Quran but it might just be because Allah says so and that's good enough reason.
The Wapo, my eyes.
Just follow this simple guide for airline masking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdAAPouzQjA
Sadly the free drinks and peanuts are going away.
Sorry you were duped into getting the jabs.
"How to Ask Someone Living With an Immunocompromised Family Member Why They Are So Selfish They Would Risk Boarding a Commercial Airplane With Hundreds of Potential Vectors of Disease and Then Blame Everyone Else For Their Choices"
"Sorry, no. I'm uncomfortable wearing them and they don't really do much, especially considering we're breathing filtered air."
PLEASE let me sit next to a Coof Karen on my next flight.
I recall reading a paper where a hospital stopped using surgical masks and it didn't change the outcomes for patients. Surgical masks are even a security blanket during surgeries.