Someone left a banana at my door. The banana was perfectly placed in the doorway,'
The incident could have been written off as a coincidence but then he said it became a reoccurring incident - with the banana placed in the same spot at least once a month.
Oh shit, he has the greasy sassy black woh-maaan look of Corey Booker and every other progressive nutless bitch. This is all about getting attention and money.
If the kid is smart he will continue playing dumb. All they have on him is having a banana while walking.
I'm also not familiar with Virginia law but hate crimes are suppose to be crimes that have been committed out of hate, presumably do to some form of racism or phobia. They still have to be a crime to count, a banana in the doorway is not a crime. At most you can see it as the equivalent of swearing or showing someone the finger, I assume those are not against the law.
I'm hearing this in Eddie Murphy's voice.
I'm hearing this in Eddie Murphy's voice.
Ain't nobody sticking a banana in my doorway.
epic troll bro
Oh shit, he has the greasy sassy black woh-maaan look of Corey Booker and every other progressive nutless bitch. This is all about getting attention and money.
But bananas are human food, not monkey food.
Maybe he ought to be researching the history of bananas.
Forgive me for being skeptical
If the kid is smart he will continue playing dumb. All they have on him is having a banana while walking.
I'm also not familiar with Virginia law but hate crimes are suppose to be crimes that have been committed out of hate, presumably do to some form of racism or phobia. They still have to be a crime to count, a banana in the doorway is not a crime. At most you can see it as the equivalent of swearing or showing someone the finger, I assume those are not against the law.
Littering is serious business!
It's attempted murder, somebody could slip.
Dude's name is Mungo FFS. The jokes write themselves.
he even has a monkeyish name
As a history teacher, he should know that in the Victorian times poor people were depicted as monkeys, specifically the Irish as well as the blacks.
This is the retarded shit that gets taken seriously in clown world.
School is 50/50 white black with a literal gang shooting last year that killed a student.
Is there a fucking trash can near the door?
This reminds me of the 4chan greenbelt about the guy that kept sending some other guy watermelons
This is the proper reaction to finding strangely placed bananas.
Imagine suing a 16 year old because they keep trying to get under your skin.
hoax
I like how he assumes racism when the kid could just be trying to see if Banana peels make you slip (they dont).