No no, this is a form of thought, the same way that a child can think that lies are detected via pokadots on the tongue. Theory: I've never used a urinal. Theory: Guys use urinals. Theory: Guys are better workers. Theory: Guys can communicate better. Solution: Guys are better workers and better communicators because they use urinals and I don't.
I assblasted one with the most rancid diarrhea I’ve ever had in Tokyo once. According to a witness to my horrible offense “it looked like someone sprayed it with a shit filled hose.”
Except at international airports. Personal experience.
I walked in behind an old Japanese man once, he turned around abruptly, glanced up at me, shook his head, and walked out. I peeked into the stall he'd looked at. It was bad, real bad.
It was also the only time the entire time I'd been in Japan I'd seen the traditional latrine-style toilet. It was apparently the first time for a lot of people who just shat on the walls in protest.
In my experience, every home and business has a western seat toilet. Only schools, and very bewilderingly airports, have the 'traditional' one.
I like to think he was shaking his head in wonder at all that is unholy and evil in the world. Good to know Western toilets are proliferate. That way when I visit and inevitably get lost on their incredible train system, I can always count on their being a toilet, even if I miss the last train home and have to sleep by one... The only time I've heard similar is with Mexicans in America who are unaware you can flush toilet paper and leave it, odd places...
What is that saying...
"Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty."
Or it's milder common version "Psychological Self-Projection".
Because women are constantly gossiping and forming in-groups they assume men behave similarly. Because women gossip in the bathroom they assume men must be doing it as well.
90% chance this story is completely made up, but there is a possibility it isn't - what the story really is about is how much men dislike being in the presence of other men in the bathroom. The boss guy got his own personal bathroom by assigning work to anyone he ran into in there, causing those people to stop using that bathroom, after which he no longer has to run into them there.
What they're describing in how women act around each other. They go to the bathroom and suddenly someone 2 steps removed from you is telling the boss about that one time you messed something up via the girl gossip network.
Gender neutral bathrooms are obviously the answer. But seriously, it's like they hate, hate, hate that men have any sort of space or life without them and can't just leave them alone but have to control every bit of men's lives, even if the bathroom. People have friendships and casual conversations, especially with people similar to themselves, such as the same gender, this is human nature (which of course is what they are railing against in their "Quixotic", evil quest). Few people are talking in the bathroom, and the ones that are are probably gossipy women more than men. And if this friend already worked for the guy then it's like a continuing of conversation they already had. But rather than worry about how to better get their hooks into men. If these women were as great as they all say, they could build their own businesses and organizations to rival males, or white males for the non-whites out there, and leave males alone, it wouldn't matter. This is all about excuses and trying to force their presence on males, in the hopes that they can cling on when the males do the work to create something great.
Heh, I remember an old Flash game where you were presented with some number of urinals, and you had to pick which one to use. First it was easy...all open urinals, nobody else there.
Then one person. You lost if you picked the urinal right next to him.
Then two people.
Then three people, but one of them was a tattooed biker, etc.
a lie in the first two words of the post title
No no, this is a form of thought, the same way that a child can think that lies are detected via pokadots on the tongue. Theory: I've never used a urinal. Theory: Guys use urinals. Theory: Guys are better workers. Theory: Guys can communicate better. Solution: Guys are better workers and better communicators because they use urinals and I don't.
Who the fuck talks at a urinal. There are some clear rules, you do not sit next to another guy if it can be avoided, no talking and no looking.
When I need vaccine papers to use the stall, I'll shit in the sink.
Women.
They think we behave the way they do.
Well they certainly do sometimes. But not as often as women.
In my experience maybe 1 out of 10 men will talk at the urinals, and the other 9 of us despise them.
I keep casual. “Hey, that’s a nice watch.”
And never use the corner toilet.
Asian traditional toilets are one of my greatest fears of traveling there, seriously.
I assblasted one with the most rancid diarrhea I’ve ever had in Tokyo once. According to a witness to my horrible offense “it looked like someone sprayed it with a shit filled hose.”
Lol, Japan is notorious for their clean public toilets, or at least, they were...
Except at international airports. Personal experience.
I walked in behind an old Japanese man once, he turned around abruptly, glanced up at me, shook his head, and walked out. I peeked into the stall he'd looked at. It was bad, real bad.
It was also the only time the entire time I'd been in Japan I'd seen the traditional latrine-style toilet. It was apparently the first time for a lot of people who just shat on the walls in protest.
In my experience, every home and business has a western seat toilet. Only schools, and very bewilderingly airports, have the 'traditional' one.
I like to think he was shaking his head in wonder at all that is unholy and evil in the world. Good to know Western toilets are proliferate. That way when I visit and inevitably get lost on their incredible train system, I can always count on their being a toilet, even if I miss the last train home and have to sleep by one... The only time I've heard similar is with Mexicans in America who are unaware you can flush toilet paper and leave it, odd places...
what the fuck
How does flushing work in that type of toilet?
Some guys do... And I really wish they would shut the fuck up.
Women- claim to be the most social creatures and empathetic.
Also Women- Men socialize better with other men so they get promoted more because they talk when they pee.
Men- Shut Up Whore
What is that saying...
"Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty."
Or it's milder common version "Psychological Self-Projection".
Because women are constantly gossiping and forming in-groups they assume men behave similarly. Because women gossip in the bathroom they assume men must be doing it as well.
90% chance this story is completely made up, but there is a possibility it isn't - what the story really is about is how much men dislike being in the presence of other men in the bathroom. The boss guy got his own personal bathroom by assigning work to anyone he ran into in there, causing those people to stop using that bathroom, after which he no longer has to run into them there.
What they're describing in how women act around each other. They go to the bathroom and suddenly someone 2 steps removed from you is telling the boss about that one time you messed something up via the girl gossip network.
Nevermind that its 100% women who go to the bathroom together on purpose.
That nose won't powder itself.
Damn. That's when I plan all my misogyny
Gender neutral bathrooms are obviously the answer. But seriously, it's like they hate, hate, hate that men have any sort of space or life without them and can't just leave them alone but have to control every bit of men's lives, even if the bathroom. People have friendships and casual conversations, especially with people similar to themselves, such as the same gender, this is human nature (which of course is what they are railing against in their "Quixotic", evil quest). Few people are talking in the bathroom, and the ones that are are probably gossipy women more than men. And if this friend already worked for the guy then it's like a continuing of conversation they already had. But rather than worry about how to better get their hooks into men. If these women were as great as they all say, they could build their own businesses and organizations to rival males, or white males for the non-whites out there, and leave males alone, it wouldn't matter. This is all about excuses and trying to force their presence on males, in the hopes that they can cling on when the males do the work to create something great.
Uh……don’t talk to me at a urinal. And if there are other urinals available dont go to the one immediately next to me.
Heh, I remember an old Flash game where you were presented with some number of urinals, and you had to pick which one to use. First it was easy...all open urinals, nobody else there.
Then one person. You lost if you picked the urinal right next to him.
Then two people.
Then three people, but one of them was a tattooed biker, etc.
Pretty funny.
With all the effort they spend trying to sniff out secret conspiracies against them these ladies really could be making me a sandwich.
Except they also suck at making sandwiches :(
Really they should just focus on not being fat. That is difficult enough for 80% of them.
Only feminist men talk at urinals. The proper etiquette is to pick the stall that's farthest away from anyone else and stare at the wall silently.
Feminist invents shitthatneverhappened.txt
Men don't in bathrooms. Only women do that.
The author (and other complainants) can identify as men and use the men's restrooms. Problem solved.
First Rule of Urinal Club: You don't talk to guys while fucking pissing.
The world's second most quiet room is the the anechoic chamber at Orfield Laboratories in Minneapolis: quiet enough to hear your blood pump.
The world's quietest room is any men's bathroom when there is more than one occupant.
I've always wanted to try these kind of rooms, despite the warnings about how people supposedly go mad after prolonged exposure.
Not even just when you pee, but in the bathroom in general. I don't want to hear your voice while I'm washing my hands.
Feminism is always about taking how women (or society) treats other women, and using men as a metaphor to complain about it.
Probably RoboCop.
Dick Jones was always hanging out in the bathroom stalls getting a head.