It could happen to anyone! Joseph left to get more wood for his carpentry business and Mary wound up with a son by the time he came back, no sex necessary. I'm sure it happens all the time that some odd additional genetic component comes in spontaneously.
It took me a bit to catch that one I just skimmed over the picture as generic happy propaganda and was wondering what I was supposed to be pissed about in the text.
Let me guess he just got back from a 12month deployment and "his" baby is only 2 months old?
Making it official that you're going to be cheated on when you deploy
Honestly, a completely accurate portrayal of what happens when you leave a wife at home.
Crazy how nature do that.
Yes, thank you for explaining the joke.
Has less to do with that and more to do with the way women act when men go on deployment.
And also implying how guaranteed it's gonna be a black man the woman fucks.
I am pretty sure this is just a retarded stock photo, and they didn't notice because to notice would be 'racism'.
It could happen to anyone! Joseph left to get more wood for his carpentry business and Mary wound up with a son by the time he came back, no sex necessary. I'm sure it happens all the time that some odd additional genetic component comes in spontaneously.
It's real. (Archive)
The filename is army-ranger-family.jpg; honestly I was half expecting ranger-his-wife-her-son.jpg
It took me a bit to catch that one I just skimmed over the picture as generic happy propaganda and was wondering what I was supposed to be pissed about in the text.
Let me guess he just got back from a 12month deployment and "his" baby is only 2 months old?
"You may not have immediately noticed this, but your brain did."
Too much honk. I'm leaving my pc and phone for the day and going for a walk or something holy fuck.
I guess guys like Dale from King of the Hill really do exist (ie, too stupid to see that his "son" ain't his son.)
and-or ...
Maybe the US military really does go after the "doofus" demographic.
I mean, there are so many ways to go with this, but they all make him look like an idiot, and her look like an unfaithful slut.
Join the army, come back home, and meet your wife's diverse son!
lmfao.
China will grow larger.
This does motivate me to kill foreigners, I must say.
Wtf man
Tucker Carlson, don't talk to me or my dependapotamus's son ever again.
Gotta love the US Military and their subliminal messages.
Why peepo comin' to take the black peepo's chillins!
Thas like what Hillary did to them villages in Hatey!
All y'all KNOW what I'm talkin' 'bout!