Can someone explain what I’m supposed to be getting from these photos. I don’t speak Gen Z brain rot.
“His”. The possessive pronoun you’re looking for is “his.”
Anthropomorphic chunk of soy
Is her name actually Sue Mi?!
God, this timeline.
He said it was “too many”, you fucking moron
Actually he’s in danger of being fat-ass-assinated hamirite?
Jack Black is on the verge of being assassinated…by type 2 diabetes
I’m surprised it took this long. The media and the uniparty have been agitating for this for 8 years.
Isn’t the guy who wrote this a huge pedo?
Don’t be so selfish. The most important thing is that the lawyer who takes the case will be able to build a new wing on his summer home in the Hamptons now.
Patton Oswalt looks like shit
That’s fine. Since 2020, when clown world opened for business and 99% of people in my orbit revealed themselves to be retarded at best and evil at worst, I stopped having any emotional investment in anyone outside of close family…so if they backstab me, I don’t gaf
I didn’t watch the debate, as I generally think politics are retarded and fake and gay, but I’m on a text thread with three friends who have pretty bad TDS. Two of them just don’t talk about politics with me because they’re triggered by the fact that I don’t think Trump is rapist Hitler, so normally we just talk about sports and our kids and dumb shit…but the third guy doesn’t know any better and texted us tonight to mention that Biden looked bad, and then the other two guys on the thread grudgingly agreed.
I guess my point is that it must have been pretty fucking bad if it was enough to make these guys set aside their TDS to acknowledge this.
Everyone knows that not sharing your candy is a violation of the Geneva convention.
Also, this lip filler Kardashian vapid whore look is really a worldwide phenomenon, I guess.
It’s because
the indie scene is filled with rampant corruption and leftist cliques
Yep, exactly. wE cAnT nOrMaLiZe FaScIsM
Slight tangent: It’ll never happen, but it seems like the world needs a reboot of Family Ties for modern times. The premise of the show worked because it was made in an era where the left were boomer squares and the right were young and cool. We’re back in the same spot again. Steven and Elyse as normie Current Thing enthusiasts and Alex as an edgy dissident right memelord, trying to reconcile their familial love for each other with their differing belief systems, would be pretty damn good in the right hands.
Baltimore is a happy city if you like murder and armed robbery
Gee, I can’t imagine why this 5/10 turbo-cunt with the world’s most annoying vocal affectations hasn’t found lifelong love yet.
Lot of cats in this gal’s future.
Alec Baldwin could have used this
So ridiculous. Vandalizing a taco truck is worse than vandalizing the capitol, because the people in the taco truck actually do something useful.
David Lee Roth looks like shit.
I was in the next town over from Braintree yesterday. Glad I didn’t cross paths with this fruit loop. Scary.
It’s pretty much what it sounds like. Instead of each person ordering their own meal and eating what they ordered, instead you order a bunch of small things for the entire table to share, which inevitably ends with you getting a smorgasbord of shit you didn’t really want (because your friends/colleagues have shitty taste) and, if you’re polite, going home on a half-empty stomach because you conservatively eat only a tiny portion of each thing because you don’t want to be the jackass who eats too much of the thing that’s meant to be split 9 ways.
If I’m psychoanalyzing here, I’d chalk it up to gen z’s pathological inability to deal with disappointment, even if it’s as inconsequential as disappointment over missing out on something good on the menu because you decided to order something else.
Also related to that photo, holy shit do I hate the gen z fad of shared plates. Leave it to those idiots to think that eating half a bite of 13 different things that don’t make any sense together is preferable to eating an entire plate of 3 things that have been chosen by a professional to go together and that I (not my numbnuts friends/coworkers) actually want to eat.
Also, that photo is so fucking hacky, with the tattoos and the shared plates. “Hello, fellow kids”
I’m hurdling these fuckers like I’m Jesse Owens if this happens to me. And I’m 45 years old and have creaky bones, so…I’m probably not gonna go over every hurdle cleanly.