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kinezumi 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fucking climate change. Fucking Putin.

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kinezumi 2 points ago +2 / -0

While no longer a fan of Kevin Smith, I have to say I still believe Jay and Silent Bob's method of dealing with online trolls is my favourite.

https://youtu.be/vuBWbpTJRqk

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kinezumi 21 points ago +21 / -0

I can't even comprehend the level of self-denial required to take a picture of shit on a sanitary towel and post it online.

"Oh look at this strange faecal-looking discharge on my feminine hygiene product; it's obviously not faeces because it's on a feminine hygiene product."

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kinezumi 17 points ago +17 / -0

They really seem to struggle hard with the "shall not be infringed" part of the 2nd amendment.

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kinezumi 9 points ago +9 / -0

Remember when Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel, DC, etc. went woke and people just went; 'meh, guess I'm done with that shit now'?

Meanwhile the left collectively 'ReeeEEEEeEEEEs' over something said years ago by the (hilariously very leftist) creator of a thing they once loved, and seemingly will continue to do so in perpetuity.

I'm almost tempted to buy the game and start streaming it on Twitch just to stir shit.

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kinezumi 12 points ago +13 / -1

Nothing can be done about that outside of Minecraft.

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kinezumi 9 points ago +9 / -0

That makes sense from the gamer's perspective, but there's a significant number of reviews from people who claim to have never played either game.

Is this the only show they've ever watched and it's amazing to them? Do they just think everything's amazing? Does Pedro Pascal have that big a fanbase?

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kinezumi 25 points ago +25 / -0

I can't understand the audience reaction to this show. You look on IMDb and it's all 9/10, 10/10, best show evaaaaaaarr.

Whether you enjoyed the game or not, this is one decidedly average TV show.

Also, I can almost tolerate El Spico as Joel (almost) but they couldn't have picked even just a normal looking human female to play Ellie? They really had to go with whatever the fuck Bella (a very ironic name, considering) Ramsey is?

Not to be nasty, but the game had you want to protect Ellie, not drown her in a river to put her out of everyone's misery.

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kinezumi 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thanks for clearing this up. While I never use accessibility options (always thought they were intended for people with disabilities, but I guess some are just for pussies) I'm not bothered about their existence.

What does bother me, and it was the first of many piss poor experiences I had with Far Cry 6, is when they're enabled by default.

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kinezumi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kung Fu Hustle is at least as good. I remember heading to the cinema with my mate as a youngster, unaware of what the movie actually was. Definitely wasn't expecting kung-fu gangster DragonBall Looney Tunes action.

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kinezumi 15 points ago +15 / -0

EA has nothing left at this point. Everything they own, they've run into the ground. They lost the FIFA license. Nobody gives a shit about Battlefield.

All that can keep them afloat is nostalgia-bait remakes/sequels and The Sims. I can see them being devoured by MS, Sony or some Chinese firm within the decade.

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kinezumi 8 points ago +8 / -0

Already talking about landowners paying rent to the abos. Why? Because.

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kinezumi 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm no arachnophobe, but I do live in Australia. A reasonable mix of fear and respect is in order.

Vidya spideys worry me far less than the redback living on my garage door. And even she doesn't worry me as long as I don't go bothering her.

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kinezumi 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm no infrastructure specialist, water processing engineer or even a plumber, but one thing I do know is this: twerking does not make the taps flow.

Maybe it's some kind of 21st century tribal raindance.

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kinezumi 25 points ago +25 / -0

There was a Daily Mail piece today that stated myocarditis is a side-effect of Covid. Looks like they're all in full cover-up mode.

Edit: Here's the link if anyone wants to check it out.

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kinezumi 19 points ago +19 / -0

Even more retarded when you realise you're presented with a literal binary choice. So there's no legitimate reason for this shit.

Besides, I don't need to be 'represented' in games; the rule of thumb for me is if the chick has a nice ass, I'll choose that option. If I'm gonna spend dozens of hours looking at the back of a character, it might as well look good.

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kinezumi 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's like Melbourne wasn't already known for being the most cucked city in this fucked country. I need the fuck out of here.

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kinezumi 8 points ago +8 / -0

This one tripped me up. Is he a computer? Is he a car?

If the heart is the engine and the brain is the ECU, then what's the transmission? Muscles? Fuel injection would likely be... veins and arteries. Induction is obvious; but then induction and exhaust use the exact same pathway, so... Wheels are, feet? Feet and hands. But then the tyres would have to be the epidermis on my fingertips and toes. Fuel is presumably food, but then cars don't piss and shit.

Make it make sense!

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kinezumi 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm a Scot and not once have I been upset by groundskeeper Willy. Accent's laughably bad, but the character was funny as fuck.

Perhaps I should make a documentary about how the cartoon touched me in my no-no place as a child.

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kinezumi 8 points ago +8 / -0

I just assumed they were both related. I tend to prefer Niche Gamer comments section.

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kinezumi 17 points ago +18 / -1

I think the green garb is part of the costume. He has to remind us daily that he's out there personally fighting the imperialist Russians in the streets. The unshaven face and olive drab reminds us that he's a heroic freedom fighter, saving the west from the advance of evil.

The guy also has a reasonable physique, and I reckon he wears this so people don't laugh at the fact he's basically a midget.

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kinezumi 3 points ago +3 / -0

And yet there she is, the Polish/Israeli, bitching about having brought another white male into the world.

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kinezumi 6 points ago +6 / -0

For sure. I'm about as jaded and cynical as it gets these days, but I still on occasion allow for a little hope.

That said, now that I know it's a Western dev that has its hands on the project, that hope has diminished somewhat.

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