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dagthegnome 26 points ago +26 / -0

Racist against vampires, obviously.

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dagthegnome 5 points ago +5 / -0

This man is clearly compos mentis. He is clearly in control of his own administration and definitely deserved every one of those 80 million votes that he absolutely got, and how dare you have the trunalimunumperzure to think otherwise?

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dagthegnome 9 points ago +9 / -0

These two absolutely deserve each other.

by borga
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dagthegnome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Miocarditis? That's a place in Ukraine, right?

by borga
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dagthegnome 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't worry. The Welsh are just in a shitty mood because it's been raining for a few hundred years. They'll cheer up when the sun comes out.

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dagthegnome 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, but to do it that way on an ongoing basis you'd have to cut down a lot of trees. Not sure the environmentalist-industrial complex would go for it.

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dagthegnome 29 points ago +29 / -0

If Elon manages to develop a viable solar-powered car, expect Bill Gates to finance a Mr Burns-style plan to block out the sun.

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dagthegnome 46 points ago +46 / -0

Against their ideology? The ideology of the left has always been power for power's sake. They can dress it up in whatever flowery egalitarian language they like, but what draws people to the left is the idea of centralized control, of being one of the shapers of the perfect society, of being a part of the Inner Party.

They are fundamentally no different from the globalists. Communism was the original globalism: they were using the language of the international proletariat and "workers of the world unite" more than a century ago. The fundamental line through all of it has been: Trust us to solve your problems for you.

They latch on to whatever globalist program is being rolled out next because they perceive that doing so is a path to more power and influence. That's all there is to them.

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dagthegnome 11 points ago +11 / -0

In the deep dark hills of Eastern Kentucky

That's the place where I trace my bloodline.

And it's there that I read on a hillside gravestone

"You'll never leave Harlan alive."

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dagthegnome 12 points ago +12 / -0

In the not-too-distant future, there is going to be a new religious movement called Hive, which looks to the Babylon Bee as its central book of prophecy. Its denizens will worship in conical temples with hexagonal windows made of amber, their prayers led by a priest wearing black-and-yellow robes. Their faith will be validated as the prophecies made by the Bee continue to come true, and eventually, when Joel Osteen is sworn in as president after a dubious campaign funded by the life savings of recently-deceased Boomers, Hive will become the leaders of a new protest movement advocating for constitutional reform, clogging up the nation's motorways with trucks blasting bad Christian rock out of loudspeakers hooked up to AM radio stations.

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dagthegnome 5 points ago +5 / -0

Y'know how Pool always criticizes the MSM for being dishonest, inflammatory and needlessly hyperbolic, just to get clicks and views?

Just saying.

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dagthegnome 24 points ago +24 / -0

I didn't go looking for it. I went to that film genuinely hoping I'd enjoy it. But it seems that even when they're trying to play down their politics, Hollywood can't resist telling the audience how much they hate us.

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dagthegnome 32 points ago +32 / -0

I hope you understand that the alienating effect of wokism is cumulative. Race-swapping major characters and then having the strong independent black woman become the first non-corrupt kang-n-shieet of Gotham while she makes cracks about how much better she is than all of the old white men may not have been enough to make me pan the whole movie five years ago, but it definitely is now. I have zero tolerance for that shit. None.

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dagthegnome 14 points ago +14 / -0

You say that like you think it's a good thing.

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dagthegnome 33 points ago +33 / -0

Lol. Globalist punitive measures targeting Russia for not toeing the line lead to the de-integration of globalized financing systems. Whatever you might think of Russia's actions in Ukraine, this is a positive step. The mere existence of a viable alternative to Visa and Mastercard is a blow to the globalist agenda.

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dagthegnome 42 points ago +42 / -0

It's not narcissism: It's solipsism. They genuinely believe that reality is a reflection of their own desires and perceptions. It's the result of the nihilistic postmodern education that the past few generations have received. When every kid grows up in school being taught that it's them who give meaning to the universe, and not the other way round, this kind of thing is inevitable.

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dagthegnome 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the more reason for Britain, and everyone else, to stay the fuck out of it then.

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dagthegnome 19 points ago +20 / -1

*Endorses the spontaneous theft by government of people's property without any due process as long as it targets people you don't like

*Has the complete lack of self-awareness to accuse the rest of us of supporting "globohomo."

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