In the not-too-distant future, there is going to be a new religious movement called Hive, which looks to the Babylon Bee as its central book of prophecy. Its denizens will worship in conical temples with hexagonal windows made of amber, their prayers led by a priest wearing black-and-yellow robes. Their faith will be validated as the prophecies made by the Bee continue to come true, and eventually, when Joel Osteen is sworn in as president after a dubious campaign funded by the life savings of recently-deceased Boomers, Hive will become the leaders of a new protest movement advocating for constitutional reform, clogging up the nation's motorways with trucks blasting bad Christian rock out of loudspeakers hooked up to AM radio stations.