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brimshae 24 points ago +24 / -0

I was going to say "hat with a bunch of high power infrared LEDs", but that works, too.

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brimshae 22 points ago +22 / -0

Sounds like he's just a guy who wants Japan for the Japanese.

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brimshae 3 points ago +3 / -0

What do you MEAN we should know about how many people are in the country we're about to commit and act of war against?

WHY DO YOU SUPPORT MUSLIM TERRORISTS, ANTUCKIO CARLSON!?

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brimshae 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, that's the point I was making. I recognize this because I've also been young and retarded before, and these days my politics has long gone from "yeah man, they just want to get married" and "we have to go over there, they have WMDs!" (which, for the record, I still get chronic nosebleeds to this day from being in that region) to what can be overly summarized as "why aren't the alligators INSIDE the building, too?".

The tangential effects of Five Guys and their cowhore cohort was a wake-up call for a lot of people. Being on the receiving end of a directly targeted harassment campaign by some fat ugly chick from a wealthy family, AND her hangers-on can be someone's personal wake-up call.

"Retard stops being a retard after she's told why she's being a retard" is a rare but believable story in my book.

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brimshae 11 points ago +11 / -0

Candace is not a good faith actor and started on the side of pushing censorship back in the day.

This came up last week when Grummz had a bad take on it. Social Autopsy was well documented on old KiA, as well as demonstrating for her why it was a bad idea.

https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4feylb/discussion_a_consolidation_of_power/

Old KiA was instrumental in this education and her subsequent dropping of the idea.

"I can't believe she had a dumb idea and then dropped it when she was taught why it was a dumb idea! What an asshole!" is quite a take.

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brimshae 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Nicholas, why? Why, Nicholas?"

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brimshae 21 points ago +21 / -0

The IDF WERE some of the attackers.

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brimshae 7 points ago +7 / -0

'member CHAZ?

Yeah, low key trolling that was one of the last things I did on reddit.

They also shot two unarmed black kids who stole a Jeep Grand Cherokee. The kids' friends told them over the phone to drive the car there to hide and the Chazonites recreated the toll both scene from The Godfather with .223 instead of .45.

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch

"Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse."

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brimshae 4 points ago +4 / -0

baristas

The best prepared coffee I get comes from some nice young ladies in denim skirts and kapps in the local farmer's market.

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brimshae 11 points ago +11 / -0

it turned out the women would have all died because they had no idea what they were doing?

Even when literally given a tied-up pig.

Even when literally given fish by "a random passing fisherman".

The men caught a live crocogator (I can't remember which), and PULLED A SHARK OUT OF THE OCEAN.

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brimshae 3 points ago +3 / -0

They just want the false sense of security knowing a corpo will repair their console if things go wrong (they won't)

I can't even remember the number of X-clamp fixes I did back in the heyday of the 360.

Funny thing: I never bothered to fix my own. It's sitting in my shed out back in a bin of original Xbox Duke controllers. I also never bought another console since getting burned (heh) by the red ring.

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brimshae 28 points ago +28 / -0

To steal a reply on twitter: The left is so desperate for something to be offended over they're literally looking in the trash.

To save anyone a click: There's an in game trash can that has an empty box of "Noggin Joggers" medicine.

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brimshae 2 points ago +2 / -0

I literally bought two shovels today. He can start digging.

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brimshae 22 points ago +22 / -0

Why is Israel bombing Lebanon?

Can some JIDF shill answer this?

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brimshae 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have not see anyone suggest this.

I've seen PLENTY of people say that getting involved in foreign entanglements is a good thing.

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brimshae 1 point ago +1 / -0

Browser fingerprinting.

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brimshae 1 point ago +1 / -0

gay reddit in-joke (e.g., jolly rancher),

Two broken arms.

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brimshae 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just kinda wanted to believe. It makes the story WAY funnier, and being banned for a meme goes WAY harder than retarded vtuber tells TSA her computer is a bomb "retarded stoner admits he's a retarded stoner".

Also, FWIW, I've been informed by a VA employee that I totally won't get in trouble if I slap a printout of that propeller beanie JD Vance picture over the official photo at my doctor's office.

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brimshae 32 points ago +32 / -0

What if in the future there were no white people?

The same thing that's happening in Africa right now.

Haiti has entered the chat.
Liberia has entered the chat.

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brimshae 1 point ago +1 / -0

After a nap I'm starting to wonder if some of these guys aren't just posting black propaganda.

Think about it, pretend to be a low-quality shill is something we've seen before, and the totally not a JIDF poster, guize posting is just too... dare I say on the nose?

I dunno. They can't be this sincere AND this retarded.... can they?

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brimshae 1 point ago +1 / -0

I HAVE noticed you've been getting quite a few dedicated JIDF spammers lately.

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brimshae 3 points ago +3 / -0

And, y'know, the Tumblr exodus and its effects.

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