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Soup_Navy_Admiral 6 points ago +6 / -0

Then I see this and they completely cunt punched females to oblivion with this... thing.

"Woman 2.0: Better than the original in every way."

And they're trying desperately to remove the disable updates button.

by merix
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Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

Humble Bundle is still a thing?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 25 points ago +25 / -0

Snopes has acknowledged the evidence as true while making extra sure to point out it doesn't mean Kyle is innocent legally and how anyone who says Kyle is innocent is wrong.

Good thing jurisprudence doesn't give a toss about determining innocence. It's concerned with determining guilt, or lack thereof.

I find their statement "That claim was true (we lay out evidence to elaborate on that finding below), though deserved some extra context." to be particularly rich. It's true but CONTEXT! He saw someone get shot! He was just trying to stop a shooter! All irrelevant because this gauge-wearing fuck (named Gaige, no less) isn't the one on trial. Meanwhile any of the actually relevant context - like what was happening to the KID ON TRIAL at the time he fired - is just ignored.

Oh, and “I was never trying to kill the defendant. In that moment, I was trying to preserve my own life, but doing so while taking the life of another is not something I am capable or comfortable doing.” Bullshit. Like when you were arrested for burglary I'm sure you were just taking a lovely sightseeing tour. You had a loaded gun and you were running and moving to point it at someone who was also armed. Either you intended to put him down or you were begging to be shot as much as the pedophile that Rittenhouse iced.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cue Prince Justin Fuckhead The First talking about how the Great Reset he was just talking about is only a conspiracy theory.

Gods, I've got to get out of the city before everything goes pearshaped.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 35 points ago +35 / -0

Oh balls, they're starting that on your side of the border too? I can't go to a meeting in my office with more than 10 people in it without some masked HR flack or middle manager coming in and telling us we're on stolen ground.

Wait until they move from "Land Acknowledgement" to "Truth and Reconciliation". It's every bit as Orwellian as it sounds.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 17 points ago +17 / -0

Schroeder, before the day's testimony began , said officers had taken the cellphone from the person recording jurors getting on a bus and erased the footage.

Cloud. Fucking. Storage. You morons.

"The officers approached the person and required him or her ... I didn't even ask ... to delete the video," Schroeder said.

As in you didn't do it yourself? You bloody imbeciles.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 12 points ago +12 / -0

The Anti-Racist Poet Who Infected Polish Feminists With AIDS

Ah, looks like today's issue of Clown World Journal has arrived.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +5 / -0

We'll just change some words to make it more inclusive! It's not going to go further than that! What, you aren't some kind of racist or something, are you?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 1 point ago +1 / -0

Official

canonically

Problem is, the first word means they get to determine the second.

(Please no CGI Leia talking about Holdo's massive dick.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, yeah, anyone who didn't see this coming as soon as places like Israel did it isn't paying attention.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let me guess.... We built an AI to stop bad people and it keeps trying to stop us.

(Not so much first world problems as Bob Page problems.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK, so what kind of radical are we talking about here? Because that word was "good" when it was attached to "Feminist".

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sounds like a perfect candidate to head down to the local Hallowe'en store for a gorilla mask.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 19 points ago +19 / -0

Always glad to see the priesthood striking down false idols. Praise Science!

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

So sick of the obsession with destroying classics.

Welcome to Aufheben der Kultur: Old culture must be destroyed for progress to continue.

by HypJii
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Soup_Navy_Admiral 8 points ago +8 / -0

$600.

Rent mostly done by check or auto-withdrawal. Mortgages done by auto-withdrawal.

Where can the "middle class" live for less than six hundred a month in rent?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 9 points ago +9 / -0

But let me guess, you'd totally be Oskar Schindler.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 37 points ago +37 / -0

Unlike large amounts of the civilian populace, the Taliban fight back.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

I do not want to be alarmist

Never heard that phrase without the next words being something really alarming.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 6 points ago +6 / -0

What, going to change the level names to remove the acrostic because we can't kill off female characters anymore?

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