Gen-X'er wakes up, realizes he became Eldon Tyrell.

Because another thirty years of stagflation is exactly what Japan needs.

ask me anything

Are pop-tarts sandwiches?

"Our gods are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors slew them a millennia ago. They were more trouble than they were worth."

Yes.

But you probably wouldn't pass Goonswarm's background check.

Imagine showing up at E3 with a Game Developer polo...

I kinda want one.

I'm not.

I'm not even certain the judge was honest. Just angry at his incredulity.

If there's one thing that every level of the judiciary hates its when people purposefully waste their time.

Because they really are that stupid.

Think back to high school. Y'know the people who ran for student government? Remember how they were inevitably vapid idealists who didn't comprehend how pointless student government was?

Now fast forward. Y'know how all of us understand that the UN is a sock puppet theater?

That hasn't occurred to them.

Where's the lie?

Yes, the research may have been done in China, but the CCP are as greedy as a New York pigeon and it looks increasingly like America was the dumbass bringing the birdseed.

Oh, that emporer was probably just another

12th century

No. That was firmly in the Heian period, when the Fujiwara clan held the Shogunate and the Emperor was sidelined, setting the norm for how the Shogun would run the country more or less until the Meiji Restoration (give or take a few disruptions).

France

Leaves NATO

Again?

half a dozen different currencies

Hahahahahahahahahaha

How many do we have?

• Gil
• Tomestones
• Company Seals
• FC Credits
• 14 Beastman Currencies
• Hunt Seals
• Hand and Land Scrip
• Wolf Marks
• Ventures
• MGP
• Leaf, Nuts, Bozjan, Bicolors, Centurios

“Eclipse is going to be a massive multiplanetary open world and it’s believed that Quantic Dream’s internal engine can’t simply work on such a game,”

Everyone makes planes out of aluminum, we're going to make a plane out of pop tarts.

commonly

Kinda irritated you didn't give me a "we" in there for me to throw "royal" at. But that's what you're doing.

In the Invasion of Iraq

41 days

Okay, now talk about the real one.

record setting

Compared to who?

"We are not only fighting armies, but a hostile people, and must make old and young, rich and poor, feel the hard hand of war, as well as their organized armies. I know that this recent movement of mine through Georgia has had a wonderful effect in this respect."

"I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.""

SDS200 with a roof antenna.

So, are these cops mentally retarded or something?

They may be obligated to send a car out to do a wellness check on a call.

I know in a lot of jurisdictions fire depts are required to do the same even on an acknowledged false alarm. They slow their response, put supporting units back in service, but the main responding company does have to arrive and look around a bit just to log it as done.

Putin is threatening to nuke the west

You're the sort who believes everything a used car salesman says, aren't you.

Didn't say anything about stealing it intact.

I don't see total air dominance in Ukraine even now.

Neither do I.

Frankly it seems to be every argument against modern peer-vs-peer war, that it'd be a missile slinging shitshow where everything that vaguely resembles a fighting vehicle is worth blowing up with a guided rocket. This is why I'm so doubtful of a Chinese invasion of Taiwan, because you can't dismount infantry to clear out missile crews in the middle of a fucking ocean.

OP, MtG in this community means Magic the Gathering.

Your misusage makes you look like a dumbfuck outsider.

Because remember...

"Goonswarm is literally the CIA." -Alex Jones