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Oppressinator 24 points ago +24 / -0

I'm sure this is going to do wonders for criminals. Picture the blackest man walking up to a cash register with a credit card for "Samantha O'Hagan" and getting pissed that the cashier doubts that it's his. Suddenly a minimum wage goon is fired for trying to prevent some mugged chick taking credit fraud on top of the robbery, battery, and rape.

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Oppressinator 3 points ago +3 / -0

But that takes time, time that can be spent thinking. Send in now, get that replacement asap!

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Oppressinator 9 points ago +10 / -1

I love how this is phrased. "The six foot 1 person in a blue wig slathered with more makeup than a stripper, whose shoulders bump against the racks, who walks with narrow hips, and a voice that sounds like someone mocking a chick, and an adam's apple that I can rest a quarter on, has the name "Shawn"??? What, this is a shocker, a shocker, could have been my own sister in front of me until I saw that detail!"

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Oppressinator 6 points ago +6 / -0

My first step of utilizing smart right wing policies to help people, it's working! Supply and demand should be the first thing anyone learns.

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Oppressinator 21 points ago +21 / -0

No joke, there is a hatred against pets. "Why are rich people spending money on a beast instead of donating to black tranny surgery? Do dogs have racism in their blood?"

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Oppressinator 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's all but confirmed that every hollywood star has done one of three things: Sexual degeneracy, drug degeneracy, or been raped as a kid. Every single person who spoke out has been silenced, and the movement to expose them was instantly hijacked to be about how Dave from sales nodded his head because Sarah had a good haircut.

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Oppressinator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Watch Dogs 1 was the single most boring game I got for free. The game opened up with a cutscene of "waa waa my niece died and I dissolved all my hacking powers, wallow in misery for the first ten missions of this game." and it continued to be shit. Any time you bumped into the idiot AI drivers your guy lost reputation which made escaping harder, any time you pulled a gun out in public you lost reputation which made the game more of a slog fest, driving wasn't fun, every outfit was a copy paste of trenchcoat/hat/bandana, and the hacking was a very boring context sensitive stuff on a timer.

I quit the game when I got slogged into a mission that was just some craptastic cover based shooting gallery where there was nothing to do but gradually poke your head out and jab mooks with your bullets, and you had no choice of how to play the mission out. The story sucked, the gamplay sucked, the ability to get immersed was nonexistent. The only good that came from the game is the glitch complations and that one gif of the player hacking someone on the street, seeing someone on the street visits furcons, and capping the NPC.

GTA V is a meme whale milking fest, but it absolutely slaughtered Watch Dogs. Watch Dogs put out some ad like "Take a trip to Chicago, have some fun away from Los Santos." and GTA V, about two days later, said "Ready to come home?"

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Oppressinator 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should have just said that there was a refusal to properly mask up.

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Oppressinator 8 points ago +8 / -0

No no, it has to have a cutsey rhyme even if you butcher the words to force it to fit. "It's Trumpus Lupus."

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Oppressinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tbh, it's kind of fucking stupid that there is mass farming in California, land of the annual drought mudslide fire, than growing in the south east. Massive amounts of water pumped from elsewhere in the country, instead of just people and farmers living where the water is.

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Oppressinator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wasn't there one shooting where they were phoning people in the building off the school registry? Or trying to interview someone on the phone?

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Oppressinator 13 points ago +13 / -0

Classic siege, they loitered around in a building half a mile from what they were sieging, and then left after an hour of photo ops.

If the people really were dangerous, you'd think they'd at least slap cameras out of hands.

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Oppressinator 1 point ago +1 / -0

I strongly doubt that he was just some random dude picked to join the controling force of the entire USSR. Probably at the very least had a nose for aggression and would have backstabbed everyone in the building, if not literally stabbed.

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Oppressinator 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nintendo wins by showing more games in 30 minutes than hour long public flagelation sessions. Nintendo pulling out of E3 and going purely in house was such a brilliant move, no need to justify having a physical stage anymore.

NoA treehouse was fucking cringe though, clearly the team had zero idea of what was coming. It could have been pre recorded and instead you have one presenter girl adding an um to every other word in Metroid, and the most "These people weren't able to make it as LP'ers on youtube" gameplay for Mario Party, ft. a danger hair, two people unable to make the last jump on the vine swing game, and the declaration of "Oh, toad tells you what the next hexagon is going to be?" LITERALLY confused at the basic mechanics of a 20 year old childrens party game.

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Oppressinator 8 points ago +8 / -0

One of the great tragedies is that people don't understand just how deep the concepts in 1984 go. It's not just "censorship bad", but there's a ton of discussion of the underlaying principals. Daily hates to keep people focused on one random enemy at a time, torture to get people to reject their own reality for what is fed to them, in Fahrenheit 451 it wasn't illegal for books to exist but people would gleefully run and dump their own and their neighbor's books out on the lawn for people to blaze em up, and they surrounded themselves with wall to wall tv's to blare out any thought.

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Oppressinator 8 points ago +9 / -1

"London was a lot more black than literally every painting, every drawing, every first hand account for hundreds of years" - Doctor Who, 2019, trying to explain why they flooded the set with black extras to meet quota.

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Oppressinator 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is that REALLY what was happening, damn. I give a lot of shit to the 600-1400's Europeans that dismantled Roman roads and structures to build houses, but at least using well cut marble to build a slightly better house isn't as bad as eating the rotting skin droppings from some dead dudes.

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Oppressinator 15 points ago +15 / -0

African Americans wouldn't know the shape of the continent that they wear on their t shirts if it wasn't for colonization.

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Oppressinator 7 points ago +7 / -0

One of the dumbest arguments I've ever seen is that there should be no museums and just leave the stuff where it's found. Like yeah, I'm sure that these tribes are funding and training people to carefully excavate and preserve their discarded shit.

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Oppressinator 6 points ago +6 / -0

His eyes: Dead. Is this the best take they had of him, just bouncing his head. How much botox has robbed his face of motion.

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