I love how this is phrased. "The six foot 1 person in a blue wig slathered with more makeup than a stripper, whose shoulders bump against the racks, who walks with narrow hips, and a voice that sounds like someone mocking a chick, and an adam's apple that I can rest a quarter on, has the name "Shawn"??? What, this is a shocker, a shocker, could have been my own sister in front of me until I saw that detail!"