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Oppressinator 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been a "live action" of Robin hood. Probably because they can't just borrow animations from National Geographic of stonefaced lions jogging on flat dirt.

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Oppressinator 12 points ago +12 / -0

Journalists are unelected hand chosen weapons to force agendas. Name one group that has more power, less accountability, and less credentials. Maybe college professors but at least they have to work longer hours than thirty minutes on wiki to have the semblance of an understanding before the skew.

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Oppressinator 11 points ago +11 / -0

And shoehorn in microtransactions, can't forget about that. "Oh it's just going to be for free games, just going to be for 1 dollar games, just for games on the phone" Copium from 2009 that was tossed around.

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Oppressinator 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's crazy, in 2022, to hear what the word "Diverse" means in 2008. You've got three white characters and a black character, all of the zombies generally look to be the same race, and yet each design looks strikingly different, between the army jacket old man, vest and jeans biker, sweatshirt and sweatpants kid, and the shirt and tie office worker. Compare that to "Purple shirt tacticool girl with purple hair" "Blue shirt tacticool black guy" "Orange jacket tacticool white guy" "Blue shirt tacticool hawiian" "Yellow shirt tacticool white girl" "Green shirt tacticool jewish guy" ex ex. Zero of these outfits would look any different on a different character's head, just awful character design based around trying to shoehorn as many different generic characters of different races in as possible.

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Oppressinator 9 points ago +9 / -0

After everyone laughed that Healthy At Every Size movement to shreds, but companies realized they could get money by selling XXXXXXXL dresses, landwhales feel more blood pumping than when they manage to sit up for the remote instead of using the voice feature.

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Oppressinator 2 points ago +3 / -1

I don't know what you consider the meaning of life and your ultimate goal, but in the real world, the goal isn't to mindlessly consume in a hedonistic way, but to raise and nurture your offspring. The only reason someone shouldn't have and raise children is if that person either has a major genetic defect that would negatively impact his or her children, which is an understandable and unfortunate reality, or otherwise that person is just a colossal jackass who would inevitably kill or otherwise neglect a child, a perpetual adolescent, and that lifestyle is selfish.

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Oppressinator 0 points ago +1 / -1

Here in the west we understand that whipping a camel doesn't get the same effect as proper training, after thousands and thousands of years of breeding we've gotten attached to the fruits of our labor, as opposed to the kind of people who walk up, see the work of European hard work, and don't get it.

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Oppressinator 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the end result of forcing hundreds of resignations from the local cops. If you send your kids to the same schools and go to the same Christmas parties and celebrate 4th of July together as the people you protect, you see them as your peers. Your boss tells you to hose down your peers, you say up yours. Instead, they choked out the good people who read "Protect and serve" to mean protect the people and serve the people, and replaced them with those who have zero connection, who will Protect the interests and Serve the interests.

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Oppressinator 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can we talk about a quadruple 1984-style phrase the term "Speak my Truth" is.

Truth, implying that it is 100% factual.

My, implying that even if it isn't factual, "You don't know me, this is what happened to me, you can't cite against me."

My also plays the role of enhancing the speaker's power, feeding the ego.

Finally, the entire phrase exists to make it so that no matter who is saying it, suddenly everyone has to stop and listen otherwise it's violence.

Kudos to the inventor of that phrase, they're a sociopathic genius who knows how to get these types to latch onto something and wield it like a crowbar to other's kneecaps.

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Oppressinator 17 points ago +17 / -0

You could really feel the utter lack of soul radiating from the episode about phones that were jammed into eyes streaming onto a book projected onto the face about a boil named susan on lela's ass during a race to get a million followers. Compare that to Fry eating a parasitic egg sandwich at a gas station restroom and as a result having to wrestle with the ethical dilemma of all of his dreams coming true partially because of the parasites giving him the ability to do what he always wanted to do, and it's so painful.

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Oppressinator 17 points ago +17 / -0

I will say this: They managed to make Speed Racer look very visually interesting, and The Matrix came out really well. But there was zero substance to that movie once you peeled back the first layers.

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Oppressinator 22 points ago +22 / -0

Every time they put a mic to a hockey player's mouth, he shits on the narrative. "It's outrageous that we can't play" is the growing consensus, as well as the thought of "Why are they testing people who have no symptoms, they're just digging for cases"

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Oppressinator 4 points ago +4 / -0

This the same people that, every single day for 4 years, dove their shovel into every single whisper of a chance to overthrow Trump? The people who want mothers to sit on their hands for an additional 2 years?

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Oppressinator 7 points ago +7 / -0

"There is no wide conspiracy theory against white people. So I infiltrated their group, judged every single step and word, and I am reporting back as a cold war spy."

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Oppressinator 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can see about 20 x 20 pixels of her face and she looks exactly like a witch. I hate this knowledge, but it is useful.

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Oppressinator 3 points ago +3 / -0

As long as Sam Raimi is back as well. I'd also love more Defoe too but that's asking for too much, I just feel like his barely restrained batshit insanity was the perfect blend with Raimi's horror-comedy background, shame that movie had to spend half of its runtime on establishing the setting and the characters and the powers and shooting Ben because every scene with the Goblin was pure cheesy gold.

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Oppressinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

The funny thing is, the three spidermen so far have all been completely different characters.

Spiderman 1 was a total geek who was into photography and not knowing how to talk to girls or really anyone at all, whose idea of being cool was wearing pajamas to a WWE match and covering his eyes with black hair while dancing to jazz as he fights against people who are corrupted by science

Spiderman 2 was a cocky loner who held himself back from doing anything but was obsessed with a government conspiracy that murdered his parents and stole from labs to help himself out on his revenge plots while he fights against people whose genetic deformities drive them to do terrible things.

Spiderman 3 is a genius child who is super into movies and films that are owned by Disney and is bestowed the title of the new king of the Avengers as well as all of the Avengers cast aside villains.

Besides the same name and a similar looking costume, the three Spidermen are completely different characters. Except of course because they're all generally White, they're totally the same...

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Oppressinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm still shocked that Spiderman: Into the Blackedverse didn't have a cop shoot the innocent didn't do anything wrong uncle.

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Oppressinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

It feels like the MCU is scared to have any character dislike their Spiderman. Flash Thompson (Now a 5 foot 5 indian dork) worships Spidy and his villains are "Guy who was screwed over by a government spook and Iron Man" "Mentally stunted computer geek who is mad at Iron Man" "Guy whose name wasn't remembered by a different Spiderman." "Guy who is just fucking shit up for shits and giggles."

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