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Oppressinator 32 points ago +32 / -0

And of course I don't need to check how many people are cheering for the innocent Fortune 500 company in it's IP crusade against the evil pirates. People these days need to be reminded.

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Oppressinator 3 points ago +4 / -1

The crime of noticing. Highest offense in a society that asks for no past information to be remembered and rote repetition of what's directly in your face. We will have always been at war with Eurasia soon.

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Oppressinator 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's the most hitjobberiest hitjob chickenscratch I've ever read. "He was harsh to employees" "He quoted someone else" "He made a penis joke" "He didn't think an employee could juggle raising a literal human being and a job in the highest level of the profession".

I have zero doubt in my mind that the teams that "Magically" do well every year, the Patriots and the Penguins and the Cardinals of their leagues, spend hundreds of manhours a week less on this diversity crap and target the turboautists of the world to feed information to the gut feeling kings of the modern day to do the work that crap teams fill with instinct bankrupt 2+2=4 40 hour work week needs 2 hours a day for yoga filler, no "I can powermom between paying attention to my bundle of joy and also this uber demanding ultracompetitive meritocracy of a job." It's telling that the "original programmers were women" when it was connecting the wires to make sure that 10*1=10, but once it became asking the hardware to do things previously undreamed of like transmitting high quality video at high speeds, fostering P2P file sharing, designing physics engines, and innovating on the design and size of hardware coding became a man's job, and now that it's working with GUI's for LinkedIn to do what's going to be automatable in 5 years there's a big push for woman programmers.

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Oppressinator 8 points ago +8 / -0

I unironically agree. They've funded the WNBA to a point where they legitimately would have been better off paying women to come to the games for all that RoI, but they eat it up gladly while playing games in Dubai and Beijing. The NBA is far and away the most cucked league in America, beyond the NBA and MLB. It's a womanly league more focused on "Storylines" "Drama" and "What stars are courtside" than the actual athletic contest. It's just a clownshow with acrobats to frame the whole shebang.

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Oppressinator 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maine's biggest weakness is it's biggest strength. They have all the right protections to enable a working civilization, but they think "Hey it would work even if we broke it right?"

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Oppressinator 11 points ago +11 / -0

Punishment as deterrent works, if only for people with souls. The convenient part is that you already only want people with souls.

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Oppressinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Their nightmare realms are always so boring and very cause-effect without any care to the cause. "Black people existed, something something why don't good schools have more diversity?

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Oppressinator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take the badguys... Away? To fucking where lmfao dude they're private eyes. Multiverse supports vigilante justice, lace up your local pedos.

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Oppressinator 3 points ago +3 / -0

And as a result, the US Tech Sector is collapsing faster than imagined. It's a game between the (((Banks))) and US Gov contracts and investors and the pronoun programmers to see who blinks first. Will the programmers learn to code before the investors realize they've been paying for castrations and nothing else.

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Oppressinator 16 points ago +16 / -0

Non-European Catholics are what gave us Francis.

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Oppressinator 6 points ago +6 / -0

That and May, "My client may have shot the defendant in order to steal his bike"

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Oppressinator 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like when a wacist pool wouldn't let black kids go to the pool (Because they'd all hop the fence and push everyone out of the way and start fights and make a mess and it was only a matter of time before teen pregnancy drama lead to a shootout.)

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Oppressinator 8 points ago +8 / -0

Alan "My ideal Batman story is where Joker's wife has a miscarriage and then he molests the Gordons" Moore.

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Oppressinator 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cool shit dreamed up by smart people used by retards to make everything worse. I don't exactly know when it started, but the trend is here to stay until we string up Christmas lights to declare victory if you know what I mean.

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Oppressinator 6 points ago +6 / -0

Every time I read Elves, I read Elvis. I'm honestly shocked that they haven't tried to reclaim Elvis yet.

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Oppressinator 18 points ago +18 / -0

"Why do we need to understand them? We have all of the skyscrapers and Fortune 500 companies and they have tractors and racism. My Kia gets better MPG than their old pickup, we can win the war by polluting less!"

by folx
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Oppressinator 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's worse than that. These companies are given idea after idea after idea after idea by brilliant minds and retards alike. It's the dream for several thousand people to make a massively successful cartoon but not feasable to take every idea, so they have to grade each pitch to see what gets made and what's tossed out. Presentation, feasibility, marketability, merch, all parts of what it's graded on. But, much higher to the top is "Is this gay as fuck?" And that grading criteria decides what ideas are dumpstered and what ideas get made.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/DeadEnd_ParanormalPark_Season1_Episode1_00_21_35_21-1.jpg

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Oppressinator 4 points ago +4 / -0

"He was a good boy. He just happened to, during his jog around the city, accidentally discharge at four people and a dog. But I'm shocked to hear it was him, give him a second chance."

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