she looked like a Tolkien elf and kids were hitting on her 24/7.

Your username perfectly matches this comment. Well played.

They’re trying to trick YOU into thinking it.

Wherever there’s money, there are crooks.

I’m a lumberjack, and it’s ok.

This kangaroo court can hop off a cliff. Voting Trump NO MATTER WHAT.

I’m shocked, shocked, to find John Wick without John Wick is going on in here!

Why were they keeping him alive?

Oh no.

That explains why bananas are the most eaten fruit in the world.

“I made this.”

The officials responsible for letting him go should be prosecuted right along with him.

“We’re specifically looking for the ghosts of young children.”

Jamal might be telling the truth.

It’s a comic about a family of superheroes that genuinely care about each other and the father isn’t a bumbling idiot. Of course, Hollywood can’t get it right.

Accusations decades after the fact?

No.

Even with a real woman, most relationships are still artificial.

I’m sure governments would love to force a man to be be with some feminazi harpy, but that wouldn’t poll well with their LGBTQRSYZ+ allies.

Make Xenophobia Great Again

This right here. Keep illegals out, don’t give them free trips to deeper in the country.

At the very least, they’d have to train up a new crook every few terms.

I hope John McCain is giving her a warm welcome.

Feminist narcissism started with each other then leaked over into their relationships. The majority of woman have no friends, with some having one or two at best, because they all view each other as competition for attention.

You’re supposed to wait two more weeks for the situation to clear itself.

And he’d never dindu nuffin ever again. I’d personally thank the judge for letting him go.