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HallucinatoryBeing 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trump is an old man and he was alive when Iran was a real democracy, a normal country, and knows we replaced that with theocratic hardliners.

You mean the brief seven years of Trump's childhood before the Jews in London instigated Operation Boot?

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HallucinatoryBeing 9 points ago +9 / -0

Europeans aren’t posting about how “amazing” the big cities are, they’re posting Bass Pro, Buc-ee’s, BBQ, and In and Out.

If you've seen one crowded brown city, you've seen them all.

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HallucinatoryBeing 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd wager the "fires" are Pentagon code for missile hits. Same with all the "training accidents".

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HallucinatoryBeing 26 points ago +26 / -0

If there's an iota of good about iPad kids, it's that they're too dopamine-fried for propaganda to take hold because it's boring.

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HallucinatoryBeing 24 points ago +24 / -0

Two world wars killed off most of the competent men. What's left are the weak and women.

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HallucinatoryBeing 13 points ago +13 / -0

Apparently the actual text of the deal will be published by Friday

Wow, wonder why Trump picked Friday? Is it because Trump needs to pump the market before the close?

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HallucinatoryBeing 28 points ago +28 / -0

Sometimes they use our tax dollars to lobby and bribe our own politicians.

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HallucinatoryBeing 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's when the New York Stock Exchange closes for the day. Trump only has to keep the kabuki theater going until all the insiders cash out before the weekend.

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HallucinatoryBeing 12 points ago +12 / -0

imagine being murdered for something as cheap and meaningless as a ciggerate

The inverse is foids crying about how a HUMAN LIFE is worth more than a cigarette when you ventilate the groid. It's damned if you do, damned if you don't.

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HallucinatoryBeing 14 points ago +14 / -0

ADL

When the jew was so guilty even the KKK said, "Nah, it ain't the nigger."

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HallucinatoryBeing 9 points ago +9 / -0

The benefit is you don't get your dog shot by the DEA for the 5kgs of cocaine we've hidden on your property. Hope that helps.

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HallucinatoryBeing 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm pretty sure the CRS, RICU, etc. have template forms that they send out to victims of chimp attacks at this point. Just put your dead child's name here, check the boxes next to the phrases you want to put in your totally organic press release ("Don't look back in anger" is a favorite in the agency), and remember that you're under an NDA which you sign here.

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HallucinatoryBeing 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Don't look back in anger" is another one of the feds' favorite phrases.

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HallucinatoryBeing 14 points ago +14 / -0

That girl, Bonnie, got bored playing with Woody like an ADHD Zoomer. Woody's now wandering the earth with girlboss Bo Peep as of the ending of 4.

Oh btw spoilers.

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HallucinatoryBeing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Moore's Law is currently rubbing against the limitations of physics and scarce resources.

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HallucinatoryBeing 2 points ago +2 / -0

I struggle to think of any industry in NY other than trading pieces of paper and skimming off the top.

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HallucinatoryBeing 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm surprised California can even get U-Hauls. The rates are retarded over there because not enough trucks come in to replace the ones that move out.

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HallucinatoryBeing 5 points ago +5 / -0

The thieves apparently hotwired the truck and drove off with it to steal at their leisure.

The other explanation is the dykes left the keys in the ignition overnight, which is phenomenally stupid.

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