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HallucinatoryBeing 9 points ago +10 / -1

Singapore will cane you for spitting gum on the sidewalk. You think they'll tolerate a chimpout?

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HallucinatoryBeing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sony was gay even back then with their controllers needing a USB data handshake just to charge. Your basic charger wasn't good enough; it had to be charged using the PS3's USB ports, your PC, or Sony's proprietary charger.

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HallucinatoryBeing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Razer mice are alright. I currently use the wired Basilisk V3. Razer's been moving to optical switches for the main clicks, which in theory mitigate random double-clicking inherent to contact switches like Omrons.

As for keyboards, it's a Ducky with Cherry MX Brown switches. I used to type on a Model M, but it takes up too much desk space, on top of being loud. I wouldn't buy a keyboard from the GAYMAN brands; they're overpriced for what you get.

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HallucinatoryBeing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Government will waste money on obvious grifts and roads to nowhere, while simultaneously say inflation doesn't real and your grocery bills are misinformation.

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HallucinatoryBeing 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Actual socialites" are too busying fishing for dirt to use as ammunition against you when it comes time for promotions (or, more accurately, layoffs). These fuckers aren't your equals, and they sure as fuck aren't your friends.

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HallucinatoryBeing 4 points ago +4 / -0

What, Russia wasn't sanctioned enough? Sounds like the Big GAE need to sanction them even harder.

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HallucinatoryBeing 2 points ago +2 / -0

The alternative is having nihilism take over as they realize they're insignificant specks of dust in an uncaring universe. Not everyone can become an Ubermensch.

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HallucinatoryBeing 1 point ago +1 / -0

After Enron blew up several pensions because the managers were too busy chasing gains instead of doing due diligence, I don't necessarily blame them.

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HallucinatoryBeing 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Great Gatsby was one of the most boring books I had to read in school, and it got worse as an adult when I realized the entire plot was some dude simping over a chick.

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HallucinatoryBeing 5 points ago +6 / -1

The EVs were a miserable failure, so now Ford has to sell Mexican dino-juice cars to blue-collar schlubs.

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HallucinatoryBeing 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd say Battlefield 2, but I know better than to expect anything good out of nu-DICE. Their weak-ass map remakes in BF3 and commander implementation in BF4 tell me all I need to know.

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HallucinatoryBeing 10 points ago +10 / -0

It doesn't even have to be woke, things just get lost in translation. Take the Super Mario RPG remake; it's harder than the original. You need to be frame-perfect to land timed hits (which the improved frame rate and animations don't help), and platforming requires more precision because Mario has a round hitbox instead of a square one.

Remakes all too often break things in the process of fixing the obvious graphical ones, and developers won't know because they don't play their own games, much less the old ones.

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HallucinatoryBeing 20 points ago +20 / -0

That's assuming she doesn't turn her sons into formless homunculi with puberty blockers.

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HallucinatoryBeing 12 points ago +12 / -0

Democracy™ is great. All you have to do is manufacture consensus and make the plebs think it's all their idea by bombarding them with The Message™. When everything inevitably go to shit, just blame them for "voting" for it. Then, have the voters fight amongst themselves, while the people actually in charge watch and laugh at the chimpout.

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HallucinatoryBeing 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only thing these ghouls love more than destroying the things you love is getting paid to do it.

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HallucinatoryBeing 20 points ago +22 / -2

Forget cultural marxism, introduce your coworker to Thomas Sowell and give him a copy of Basic Economics. Until he gets a solid foundation on how economics works, he'll continue to think the "gender wage gap" is real and the government is some kind of benevolent god that only wants the Rich™ to pay their Fair Share™.

Once that book's finished, then you might address the cultural marxism with The Vision of the Anointed.

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HallucinatoryBeing 26 points ago +26 / -0

Shigeru Miyamoto liked to explore the countryside and nearby caves as a child.
Satoshi Tajiri, the creator of Pokemon, loved to collect bugs.

What hobbies or experiences do nu-devs have that isn't just school and consume slop?

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HallucinatoryBeing 4 points ago +4 / -0

If we allowed natural selection to work its crazy magic, the homeless would be gone after winter.

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HallucinatoryBeing 9 points ago +9 / -0

Although when you look at the whole country it’s essentially blue islands in a red ocean

The libshits' rebuttal to that is "corn doesn't vote." The bugmen are chomping at the bit to turn Texas into another California or Illinois or New York or Oregon or Washington or etc.

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HallucinatoryBeing 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is it because the Commander is a confirmed man instead of a sexually ambiguous they/them?

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HallucinatoryBeing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, well, what the fuck are they going to do about it? War crimes are for losers.

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