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Devidose 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is Ork level surgery.

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Devidose 7 points ago +7 / -0

Suddenly interesting times to have a preexisting heart condition some might say πŸ‘€

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Devidose 9 points ago +9 / -0

Seems unfair to the sun. And the sun rocket.

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Devidose 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's his secret, Cap. He's always sperging.

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Devidose 14 points ago +14 / -0

The simple answer is "too many humans would try to fuck the aliens".

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Devidose 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am not American and these are the names I would pick:

George Takei, obviously

Chloe Bennett, Quake/Daisy from Agents of SHIELD

Ming-Na Wen, various roles such as Chun-Li in the live action Street Fighter movie, the voice of Mulan, and also in Agents of SHIELD as May

Do either of those two women count as famous? Because both of them were in Agents of SHIELD it once was described as having "two leading Asian female characters", which is when I learned Chloe is Asian because she sure as fuck doesn't look it in the slightest.

It's almost like using an entire continent as a label is a dumb idea because not only does the concept of "Asian" vary in some parts of the world, but other similar labels have a very large range of characteristics like with "Europeans" and "Africans" because the landmasses involved are fucking huge.

Anyway, more examples:

John Cho and Kal Penn of 'Harold and Kumar' fame

Linda Park, Hoshi Sato in Star Trek Enterprise

Garrett Wang, perma Ensign Harry Kim from Star Trek Voyager

Grace Park, Boomer from Battlestar Galactica

Daniel Dae Kim, voiced Johnny Gat in Saints Row but also starred in a lot of other things like Babylon 5 Crusade, which the less said the better πŸ™„

And Lucy Liu, from Ally McBeal, to Charlie's Angels, Elementary, and whatever else she's been in

10 names, 10 points, thank you Sci-fi diversity casting I guess πŸ€” still a stupid concept as both "famous" and "Asian" vary in definition for other stupid reasons.

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Devidose 10 points ago +10 / -0

He hasn't posted in 17 hours so let's see if he shows up or was hit by a bus/eaten by a bear. Or hit by a bear and eaten by a bus, this timeline is weird these days.

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Devidose 9 points ago +9 / -0

I ran the numbers recently and worked out I can retire at 65 and live comfortably for about 8 minutes. I'm feeling optimistic about things πŸ‘

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Devidose 6 points ago +6 / -0

my fellow min

"Min" is actually already a thing in the north of Scotland, specifically the towns east of Inverness along the coast πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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Devidose 4 points ago +5 / -1

One of my buddies found Asian Scat Porn on AOL by sheer accident trying to find flash games.

Even if that were true I still wouldn't ever let my friend live that down and any time it was brought up, which would be often, the retelling would heavily suggest it wasn't an accident.

Come to think of it, this actually happens with someone I know where "japscat" is brought up for this very reason. It's amusing watching how easy it is winding the guy up about it.

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Devidose 6 points ago +6 / -0

CAD ended with Ethan being taken to the future by his future self to warn that the second robot he built as a companion to Zeke would return and cause a robot uprising and apocalypse.

However it all turns to shit because the surviving humans know it's all Ethan's fault so when they see the past version they capture him not realising it's the wrong one. Future Ethan can't really free his past self so attempts to go back though the time portal he originally created to fix things but gets shot in the head and killed just before he manages to enter the portal. Portal then goes batshit crazy, possibly because nobody is regulating it anymore, and past Ethan, who is now free, attempts to stop it exploding.

Ethan is never seen again.

His best friend eventually has a kid who he names after Ethan, and Lilah, Ethan's gf and the girl in the Loss comic :.|:;, has to move on with her life as a pro gamer girl since Ethan managed one final fuck up and removed himself from his own timeline.

It's not the same kind of stupidity as Loss but it was certainly a dumpsterfire of its own.

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Devidose 6 points ago +6 / -0

that's our land, and you'll still owe us more.

You won't be owed a thing since you are the least likely person to ever get married considering the requirements.

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Devidose 5 points ago +5 / -0

dogs become cats, chickens become velociraptors.

The truth about reality.

by folx
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Devidose 4 points ago +4 / -0

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One of those ducks is female.

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Devidose 9 points ago +9 / -0

Of course they are, because in many places being handicapped has a financial incentive in the form of benefits. Grifters gonna grift.

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Devidose 10 points ago +10 / -0

They're so powerful they can effect another company's franchise

I too miss the days Tifa's tits were that big they had their own gravity wells.

Wait, are we not talking about that? πŸ‘€

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Devidose 9 points ago +9 / -0

I sort by New so your tendacy to comment on almost every thread before anyone else means you're always rooted at the bottom on my screen.

by folx
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Devidose 6 points ago +6 / -0

Meanwhile it's 13% in Scotland and 12% in Ireland πŸ’ͺ🏻

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Devidose 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ah yes, J. M. Barrie, that well known thief of black culture, born in /checks notes: Kirriemuir, Scotland in 1860.

The Davies boys (the middle name Llewelyn was a tradition begun with their grandfather, not a true double-barreled surname, though the family sometimes treated it as such) were the inspiration for the stories of Peter Pan by J. M. Barrie, in which several of the characters were named after them. They were the sons of Sylvia (1866–1910) and Arthur Llewelyn Davies (1863–1907). Their mother was a daughter of French-born cartoonist and writer George du Maurier and sister of actor Gerald du Maurier, whose daughter was author Daphne du Maurier. Their father was a son of preacher John Llewelyn Davies, and brother of suffragist Margaret Llewelyn Davies.

My, how black those two were. Oh wait, that's just the black and white photography of the time and still they aren't actually black.

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